Delusional last night

this is a joke right?

 

I do this a lot as well. I find myself wanting to select things and ctrl+c/ctrl+v them.

 

I agree. I like the tabs on Firefox, we need something like that for TV: at the very least programable channels on the remote, like you have for radio.

 

I want a remote that lets me perform arithmetic operations to change channels.

 

You watch tv??

 

I sometimes get dilusional when having sat behind the microscope all day screening worms, on the drive home you imagine picking up the people on the street like worms.

I hear the same thing from people playing video games all day like GTA, where you get the dilusion that you can climb up buildings the same as in the video game.

It means that YOU SHOULD SPEND LESS TIME BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER!! (or microscope)

 

this happens to me to. sometimes I just want to alt+F4 people

 

yomamma, alt+F4 is too inefficient and slow. What you need is the following unix command:

kill -9 -1

This automatically tries to kill every single process on the computer without mercy.

Now if I could only use this command to get rid of all the bad programming on television. Especially the Fox News Network for their sensationalistic broadcasts. I would also use this against Rupert Murdock for cancelling Futurama and Firefly.

 

Rupert Murdock is a chimpanzee with down's syndrome, you cruel jerk! You should pity him!

 

A friend of mine picked up a game called The Getaway which is alot like GTA but set in london and much more realistic. After we played it for hours I got in my car and felt very odd driving on the right side of the road.

 

One time, i had been playing Zelda: The ocarina of time, you could go back in time in that game, so you would replay things if you saw something weird. One of these things was that a shop got robbed and the thief would go running through some location, in the garden if i remember correctly, and i could attack him. So i tried plenty of times to get him, every time i failed i would go back in time and retry. The thief was some guy carrying a full knapsack.
One night, i was working at a supermarket then, a customer, this ~40 year old guy with tattoos, i had serviced, went directly out the door without paying. I went outside and saw him walking along carrying the grocery bag on his shoulder, and then when he saw me he started running, and i impulsively just went after him with all that i had, i was jumping walls and going through back roads and when i almost had him he dropped the bag, i stopped picked it up and went back. I know it was because of the game, everything happened so quickly it was an instantaneous reaction. I had no reason to go after him, i didn't care, that's up to security, not my job. I didn't even tell anyone because of how stupid it was, but it felt good .

 

I used to play a lot of solitaire and freecell on the computer. I used to dream about cards. And red and black. In fact, I dreamt about the games quite often. I was addicted. I would bring my laptop to college just to sit and play freecell, during lessons, at break times whenever I could.

I had to give up when one of my friends came into the common room at college wearing a black t-shirt and stood next to another of my friends who was wearing... you guessed it... a red top, and I had this huge desire to put one of them on top of the other. That was when I realised I had other more expensive games to play, and should really dust them off and try them.

 

When I play alot of chess I start seeing chess moves in everything and start seeing it behind my eyes when I try to go to sleep. I've had insomnia before because of it, it was driving me nuts.

 

I've started to try to change the channel with a calculator before and I've also picked up the TV remote and started to try to calculate on that.

 

Real life could definately use a mute & a fast forward button for using on people.