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Dentists took me in

  1. Jan 17, 2009 #1
    This is a story about me, I post to ask for advice if you could offer whether or not I am right to shoot these buttmen down.

    A couple of years ago, when I was jogging up and down the little hill near my house, I met a couple of dentists who introduced me their newly home made candies which can help prevent tooth decay. I ate all of them cheerfully and when times passed by, I discovered that those candies gradually took away all of calcium covering my teeth. No matter how much advice I had by other doctors I visited, my teeth now get really bad. I lost almost all of them, only one or two on the lower right jaw.
    I once called them to inform my situation, but their secretary excused for being absent, busy on business trips with million dollar plans and they could not be reached within a few months. I threatened to bring this to court naively thinking that they would change their mind to make up for the ruins of my teeth. But silence still is gold. I ran to their villa and through the windows, I saw the husband eating hamburgers drinking coconut juices. I wish I had had a pliers on hands and could have jumped in right at the guy to pull out one by one of his tooth. I ran home and phoned his home to only hear of the recorded message "We are currently in Singapore, leave a messige and I will call you later". I said "Arsehole! I know you were there, pick up the darn phone and answer me!". The telephone then just beeped. Now if I call the cops, where is the evidence that the candies were from them ?
    The worst thing you might (not) know is that I have been having to stand in front of a lot of people excusing for my loss of teeth that causes my bad pronunciation since no body did facking understand what I was talking about.
     
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  3. Jan 17, 2009 #2

    Chi Meson

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    Add me to the list.

    I sympathize, though. I'm constantly fending off those gangs of dentists I encounter on my daily runs.
     
  4. Jan 17, 2009 #3
    Dentists don't have nets. Those aren't dentists.
     
  5. Jan 17, 2009 #4

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    Try to brush your teeth (with only one or two left it won't take long), perhaps you still have remnants of the candies sticked somewhere and they speed up calcium leaching.
     
  6. Jan 17, 2009 #5

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    I used to get offered cocaine quite frequently when walking around town. The dealers told me it'd make me feel reeeally good.
     
  7. Jan 17, 2009 #6

    Chi Meson

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    Those dentists!
     
  8. Jan 17, 2009 #7
    Dentists are evil! I call mine 22 times a day to remind her of this.
     
  9. Jan 17, 2009 #8
    You're an anti-dentite!
     
  10. Jan 17, 2009 #9

    Ivan Seeking

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    How did you make that determination?
     
  11. Jan 17, 2009 #10

    Ivan Seeking

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    I had an evil ENT [ear, nose, and throat doctor] slip me some cocaine once. I didn't realize what he had sprayed up my nose until I was driving home and started noticing that I had a really beautiful car, and it was a really beautiful day, and life is wonderful... When I got to "I love my job", I knew something was very wrong.
     
  12. Jan 17, 2009 #11
    You know who is responsible for astro-turf?

    Dentists
     
  13. Jan 17, 2009 #12

    brewnog

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    Come to think of it, my dentist once kidnapped my whole family and shot my dog.
     
  14. Jan 17, 2009 #13
    Dentists are evil I tell you!

    (Hoping my dentist doesn't read this forum)
     
  15. Jan 17, 2009 #14

    lisab

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    Dentists were first to combine cranberries and turkey :yuck: .
     
  16. Jan 17, 2009 #15
    Right, they advise to use cranberries with anything.
     
  17. Jan 17, 2009 #16
    Its all far sicker then I had imagined.
     
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