The Colbert Report. I'm so pumped for this. I remember when they had fake commercials on for it like a year ago, and he would just like yell at John McCain to shut the hell up. It seemed so cool. Can you just imagine the famous people that will clamour to be on this show with this guy who seemingly will be totally in character the entire time? I can just imagine: Newsflash: Senator Rick Santorum fails to adequetly defend himself against charge of man-dog love; Comedy Central anchor effectively ruins chances for re-election. Newsflah: Republicans boycott Comedy Central as Colbert Report anchor Steven Colbert celebrates May Day by recasting old Pravda reports about America.