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I'm sure most of the answers will be no...
Kicking your own ass doesn't count Smurf. Even if you can do it with both feet.Smurf said:Just the fact you needed a poll to prove it proves that it was controversial enough that I had to kick some ass. It's a fact.
BobG said:Never kick an ass, especially when walking behind it. Instead of making the ass walk a little faster, it will kick back - and the kick from a full grown ass could prove fatal.
Even if you avoid the wrath of a very annoyed ass, you'll never escape the wrath of PETA.
Does it count if you try to kick someone's ass, but trip yourself and land on your own instead? :tongue:Artman said:Kicking your own ass doesn't count Smurf. Even if you can do it with both feet.
Sure; just look at Peewee Herman.Math Is Hard said:Good one, BobG :rofl:
So is the ass-kicking scale like a Kelvin scale? Can you have an absolute zero? Is it possible to kick absolutely no ass?
Danger said:Sure; just look at Peewee Herman.
Okay, I give. Who the hell is that? Up here, screech is a particularly raucous form of alcoholic beverage from the Maritimes. If he were channelling that stuff, there'd be no stopping him.hypnagogue said:He just needs to channel his inner http://www.nomoreaffleck.com/Resources/dustinscreecha.jpeg .
loseyourname said:Screech was the token dork from Saved by the Bell, one of the all-time most popular Saturday morning TV shows in the US.
Smurf does not kick any ass. Not a single one. Even his own ass kicks him.
Okay. We got all of those shows here, but I never watched the school one. Urkel's voice haunts me to this day, along with Horschak's laugh.hypnagogue said:That must be some sort of negative ass kicking. So much for the absolute zero.
Smurf said:bah! you're all just jealous of my ass kicking skillza!
What I want to know is how he bypassed the 'one vote per customer' filters to get any red up there at all. :tongue:yomamma said:If you look at the poll...you're losing
Yeah mattmns! You know what you're talking about!mattmns said:Smurf, you do kick ass!
People who really kick ass recognize sarcasm when they see it... :tongue:Smurf said:Yeah mattmns! You know what you're talking about!
And there's a chance that an enraged squirrel could chew the tires off of my car some night, but I'm not losing sleep over it.Math Is Hard said:there's a chance he might get mad and kick my ass
Hey Smurf, I'll hold it (MIH's ass) for you while you kick. :tongue2:Math Is Hard said:I voted that Smurf kicks ass. If I didn't, there's a chance he might get mad and kick my ass
Artman said:Hey Smurf, I'll hold it (MIH's ass) for you while you kick. :tongue2:
Just trying to lend a hand where needed.
what a pal! :rofl:Artman said:Just trying to lend a hand where needed.
I[/URL] love the way everyone just walks past as if nothing is wrong. :rofl: I've been laughing about this picture for two days now. :rofl:Math Is Hard said:what a pal! :rofl:
Speaking of asses, this thread just reminded me of something...
How to tell if your ass is too small:
http://www-leland.stanford.edu/~chaps/up_your_ass.jpg
Math Is Hard said:How to tell if your ass is too small:
Wheelies are a type of motorcycle stunt where the front wheel of the motorcycle is lifted off the ground while the back wheel remains on the ground.
To perform a wheelie, the rider must accelerate quickly while simultaneously pulling back on the handlebars and shifting their weight towards the back of the motorcycle. This lifts the front wheel off the ground.
Yes, performing wheelies can be dangerous if not done properly. It requires a lot of skill and practice, and if not executed correctly, can result in accidents and injuries.
No, performing wheelies requires a certain level of skill and experience. It is not recommended for beginners or inexperienced riders to attempt wheelies.
There is no specific size requirement for performing wheelies. As long as the rider has enough strength and control to shift their weight and handle the motorcycle, the size of their ass should not affect their ability to do wheelies.