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Does smurf really kick ass

  1. lots of asses

    10 vote(s)
    37.0%
  2. asses kicked= 0

    17 vote(s)
    63.0%
  1. Apr 27, 2005 #1

    JamesU

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    I'm sure most of the answers will be no...
     
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  3. Apr 27, 2005 #2

    russ_watters

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    I'm sorry, but with the double entendre, there was only one choice....
     
  4. Apr 27, 2005 #3
    Just the fact you needed a poll to prove it proves that it was controversial enough that I had to kick some ass. It's a fact.
     
  5. Apr 27, 2005 #4
    Kicking your own ass doesn't count Smurf. Even if you can do it with both feet. :biggrin:
     
  6. Apr 27, 2005 #5
    bah! you're all just jealous of my ass kicking skillza!
     
  7. Apr 27, 2005 #6

    BobG

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    Never kick an ass, especially when walking behind it. Instead of making the ass walk a little faster, it will kick back - and the kick from a full grown ass could prove fatal.

    Even if you avoid the wrath of a very annoyed ass, you'll never escape the wrath of PETA.
     
  8. Apr 27, 2005 #7
    Smurf, you do kick ass!
     
  9. Apr 27, 2005 #8

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    Good one, BobG :rofl:

    So is the ass-kicking scale like a Kelvin scale? Can you have an absolute zero? :confused: Is it possible to kick absolutely no ass?
     
  10. Apr 27, 2005 #9

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    Does it count if you try to kick someone's ass, but trip yourself and land on your own instead? :tongue:

    Sure; just look at Peewee Herman.
     
  11. Apr 27, 2005 #10

    hypnagogue

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    Nonsense! Even Peewee must have it in him, somewhere. He just needs to channel his inner Screech.
     
  12. Apr 27, 2005 #11

    Danger

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    Okay, I give. Who the hell is that? Up here, screech is a particularly raucous form of alcoholic beverage from the Maritimes. If he were channelling that stuff, there'd be no stopping him.
     
  13. Apr 27, 2005 #12

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    Screech was the token dork from Saved by the Bell, one of the all-time most popular Saturday morning TV shows in the US.

    Smurf does not kick any ass. Not a single one. Even his own ass kicks him.
     
  14. Apr 27, 2005 #13

    hypnagogue

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    Here he is a youngster: link

    He was probably the most infamous nerd/dork in America during the late 80s/early 90s, along with Urkel from Family Matters.

    Screech probably became psychologically scarred from all this, which is why he went on to kick old man Horshak's ass on Fox's Celebrity Boxing.

    That must be some sort of negative ass kicking. So much for the absolute zero.
     
  15. Apr 27, 2005 #14

    Danger

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    Okay. We got all of those shows here, but I never watched the school one. Urkel's voice haunts me to this day, along with Horschak's laugh.
    I think that the negative must be when you try to kick your own ass and you get your foot stuck. :eek:
     
  16. Apr 27, 2005 #15

    JamesU

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    If you look at the poll...you're losing :biggrin:
     
  17. Apr 27, 2005 #16

    Danger

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    What I want to know is how he bypassed the 'one vote per customer' filters to get any red up there at all. :tongue:
     
  18. Apr 27, 2005 #17

    JamesU

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    I don't know...smurf?
     
  19. Apr 27, 2005 #18
    Yeah mattmns! You know what you're talking about!
     
  20. Apr 27, 2005 #19

    Danger

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    People who really kick ass recognize sarcasm when they see it... :tongue:
     
  21. Apr 27, 2005 #20

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    I voted that Smurf kicks ass. If I didn't, there's a chance he might get mad and kick my ass -- so better safe than ass-kicked!
     
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