I know those sorts of days
Looks a bit like the chicken my dog found lurking in my neighbors' ivy last week. My dog was sniffing around in the ivy, as usual, and then suddenly pounced. She came out with a very surprised Rhode Island Red hen that was able to make her getaway in the confusion. She lost a few feathers in the process, but seemed otherwise unscathed.
I can't stop laughing to read that.
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