Dr. Frank's Homeopathic Spray

Conversely, if your aches and pains went away with a spritz of water and wishful thinking, then you probably didn't have any serious injury to worry about in the first place. Also, two weeks is a reasonable time for most bumps and bruises to go away on their own, so if a product tells you to use it for two weeks to treat an injury, there's a good chance the pain will go away in that two week time, with or without the treatment.

I'll bet it does a good job of treating hypochondriacs though.

 

I once heard someone ask...

"If the principles of homeopathy are sound, why is there not homeopathic birth control?"

 

http://www.cynicgazette.com/2008/05/06/free-homeopathic-birth-control/

 

There is. With enough kids around, pretty soon one becomes uninterested in having more.

 

Obviously, for that family the equation requires large values of "enough."

 

Impossible, that family has a non-denumerable amount of children. They have so many, it seems that the children make up a continuum.

 

Or a woman eventually goes through menopause. You just have to take it a VERY long time for it to become effective...35 or 40 years. :rofl:

 

Homeopathy is such a load of pseudo-scientific BS, it's almost funny. I don't understand how people can buy into such obvious frauds.