This is the kind of tragedy that must inevitably ensue if elephants do not have mice dressed in marching band attire to guide them through their inevitable and unintentional experiences with alcohol consumption.
They need to form an Anti-Saloon League for elephants, or the ETU (Elephant Temperance Union).
I guess there is a lesson in here for all of us: Dont drink and ram repeatedly into electrical poles.
Strange. Most of the alcoholic elephants I know just get maudlin and unmotivated.
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