Embarrassed myself today like I haven't in a loooong time. So I had the headphones on this morning and didn't notice when the boss was introducing the auditor to everyone in the office so she tapped me on the shoulder. I took off my headphones, turned around, stood up, and was eye-to-eye with the most dreamiest woman I've been in arms-reach of in a long time. I immediately started to go flush and sweat buckets and heard the boss introduce me (at least I think thats what she was doing) so I held out my hand to shake and suddenly realized that it was SWEATY TOO! (yuk) The look on her face was like...Isn't...that..........nice. Have you ever started to speak and saliva runs down your throat so you kind of choke...yeah, that too. I spun around to sit back down and bonked the bajeezes out of my knee on the edge of my desk to add insult to injury. She's going to be here for 3 weeks so I have to use a whole other set of stairs and elevator, change my lunch schedule, buy flowers and candy, practice writing thank you's for our wedding gifts, naming our children...you know, the usual.:!!) :!!) :!!) :!!) :!!) :!!) Is there a vaccine I can get?! I'm still kind of gooey and swervy and its been almost 8 hours. I need a drink of water.