Ever been in a cringeworthy situation where you wish the ground would swallow you up?? Tell all!! I'll go first.. Ok, i have a friend from Hong Kong, and we had this ongoing joke that everything that came from Hong Kong/China/Japan was real dodgy, especially cos he used to go to Hong Kong and bring back some REALLY sketchy things. (one of his favourite lines was "cheap Chinese crap!!!" when things didnt work!) Anyway, he used to work in a sandwich shop, and one day i went to pop in and see him, and there was this queue of people. While my friend was serving a customer his till stopped working and he said "why wont this damn thing work?!" and at which point I noticed the till had "CASIO" written on the side....you can guess what's coming next... I said "that is because it is cheap Japanese crap". The looks i got from the people in the queue were looks of pure evil, and the mutters werent too pleasant either. I was SO embarrassed, but my friend got a good laugh at me because of it. (on the plus side, i cleared the queue pretty quickly!) ok, your turn!