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Every thing you ever wanted to know about men

  1. Sep 16, 2005 #1

    wolram

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    Every thing you ever wanted to know answered

    http://www.knowplace.org/men.html
     
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  3. Sep 16, 2005 #2

    wolram

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    This is for Men only.
     
  4. Sep 16, 2005 #3
    are horses allowed too?
     
  5. Sep 16, 2005 #4
    {peeks into page}

    oh I'm sorry I did that


    hope the paralysis is short term, whew yes, my left hand is starting to shake a bit
     
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  6. Sep 16, 2005 #5
    Ah! All our secrets revealed! I suppose women should be educated on the subject.
     
  7. Sep 16, 2005 #6

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    Dearly Missed

  8. Sep 16, 2005 #7

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    We have bee trying for years, they just will not learn :bugeye:
     
  9. Sep 16, 2005 #8

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    :grumpy: It is dangerous to take in to much at once. :smile:
     
  10. Sep 16, 2005 #9
    Lol. "Why do men always speak to my breasts?" is my favorite
     
  11. Sep 16, 2005 #10
    lol, yeah Smurf. "Personally, I suspect that most men would be much happier with just a single large perky breast in the middle of the chest."

    Questions: Why are men so obsessed with beautiful women?
    Answer: As opposed to what? Really ugly women? Face it, if men were obsessed with ugly women, there would be just as much *****ing about why men are obsessed with ugly women. No matter how you set this up, some people are always going to be left out. I don't see anyone screaming about equal treatment for the stupid people either. :smile:

    Here are a few:

    Question: Why do men generally have greater upper body strength?
    Question: Why do men generally have better hand-eye motor coordination?

    Answers (common in both): [...] (See also: Do all men really masturbate?)
     
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  12. Sep 16, 2005 #11

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    Don't give to much away guys there may be some of the, "others", about. :wink:
     
  13. Sep 16, 2005 #12
    My favorite:
    Why do men have to act like such retards?
    Well, we don't actually have to; we do it because we enjoy it. It's the old fashioned pride in a job well done that's missing in so much of the world nowadays.

    I laughed out loud!
    Great find wolram.
    Cheers,
    Ryan
     
  14. Sep 16, 2005 #13
    :rofl: Yeah, but I'm not so sure. Personally I like having one in each hand. Also, there are things you can do with two that you can't do with one... Now.. if there were THREE, that'd be awsome.
     
  15. Sep 16, 2005 #14

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    I started to make several comments but deleted them all. :biggrin:

    No way to come out ahead on that one...
     
  16. Sep 16, 2005 #15

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    Probably for the best Ivan :biggrin:
     
  17. Sep 16, 2005 #16
    I vote for two in back and one in front, centered on the forehead.

    ...or the normal 2 and an additional one on the back of the head. I'm a JEEN-YUS!!!! :biggrin:
     
  18. Sep 16, 2005 #17

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    I think more than two would just mean more frequent head aches.
     
  19. Sep 16, 2005 #18
    :rofl: :rofl: I'm offering you membership in the brotherhood for that comment alone. I'm sure everyone will agree what a genius you are.
     
  20. Sep 16, 2005 #19

    wolram

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    Why can't men ever give a straight answer to a simple question?
    Frankly, your questions aren't all that simple. In general, when a woman asks a question, she has a correct answer in mind. We men are well aware of this. Therefore, it may take us a while to come up with the right answer. If a question is particularly tough, we may not answer at all.

    :confused: some questions are impossible to answer :uhh:
     
  21. Sep 16, 2005 #20

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    Feminist apologist rubbish.

    Men are not jerks, men oggle women because it is right, men touch themslevs because it is right, etc, etc.
     
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