Every thing you ever wanted to know about men

[wolram]

Every thing you ever wanted to know answered

http://www.knowplace.org/men.html

 

[wolram]

This is for Men only.

 

[gurkhawarhorse]

are horses allowed too?

 

[hypatia]

{peeks into page}

oh I'm sorry I did that


hope the paralysis is short term, whew yes, my left hand is starting to shake a bit

 

[deckart]

Ah! All our secrets revealed! I suppose women should be educated on the subject.

 

[arildno]

Every thing you ever wanted to know answered

http://www.knowplace.org/men.html

Where is the penis length directory? :grumpy:

 

[wolram]

Ah! All our secrets revealed! I suppose women should be educated on the subject.

We have bee trying for years, they just will not learn

 

[wolram]

{peeks into page}

oh I'm sorry I did that


hope the paralysis is short term, whew yes, my left hand is starting to shake a

bit

:grumpy: It is dangerous to take into much at once.

 

[Smurf]

Lol. "Why do men always speak to my breasts?" is my favorite

 

[mattmns]

lol, yeah Smurf. "Personally, I suspect that most men would be much happier with just a single large perky breast in the middle of the chest."

Questions: Why are men so obsessed with beautiful women?
Answer: As opposed to what? Really ugly women? Face it, if men were obsessed with ugly women, there would be just as much *****ing about why men are obsessed with ugly women. No matter how you set this up, some people are always going to be left out. I don't see anyone screaming about equal treatment for the stupid people either.

Here are a few:

Question: Why do men generally have greater upper body strength?
Question: Why do men generally have better hand-eye motor coordination?

Answers (common in both): [...] (See also: Do all men really masturbate?)

 

[wolram]

Don't give to much away guys there may be some of the, "others", about.

 

[Norman]

My favorite:
Why do men have to act like such retards?
Well, we don't actually have to; we do it because we enjoy it. It's the old fashioned pride in a job well done that's missing in so much of the world nowadays.

I laughed out loud!
Great find wolram.
Cheers,
Ryan

 

[Smurf]

lol, yeah Smurf. "Personally, I suspect that most men would be much happier with just a single large perky breast in the middle of the chest."

:rofl: Yeah, but I'm not so sure. Personally I like having one in each hand. Also, there are things you can do with two that you can't do with one... Now.. if there were THREE, that'd be awsome.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I started to make several comments but deleted them all.

No way to come out ahead on that one...

 

[wolram]

I started to make several comments but deleted them all.

No way to come out ahead on that one...

Probably for the best Ivan

 

[Echo 6 Sierra]

:rofl: Yeah, but I'm not so sure. Personally I like having one in each hand. Also, there are things you can do with two that you can't do with one... Now.. if there were THREE, that'd be awsome.

I vote for two in back and one in front, centered on the forehead.

...or the normal 2 and an additional one on the back of the head. I'm a JEEN-YUS!

 

[wolram]

I think more than two would just mean more frequent head aches.

 

[Smurf]

...or the normal 2 and an additional one on the back of the head. I'm a JEEN-YUS!

:rofl: :rofl: I'm offering you membership in the brotherhood for that comment alone. I'm sure everyone will agree what a genius you are.

 

[wolram]

Why can't men ever give a straight answer to a simple question?
Frankly, your questions aren't all that simple. In general, when a woman asks a question, she has a correct answer in mind. We men are well aware of this. Therefore, it may take us a while to come up with the right answer. If a question is particularly tough, we may not answer at all.

some questions are impossible to answer :uhh:

 

[jcsd]

Feminist apologist rubbish.

Men are not jerks, men oggle women because it is right, men touch themslevs because it is right, etc, etc.