Every thing you ever wanted to know about men

are horses allowed too?

 

{peeks into page}

oh I'm sorry I did that


hope the paralysis is short term, whew yes, my left hand is starting to shake a bit

 

Ah! All our secrets revealed! I suppose women should be educated on the subject.

 

Where is the penis length directory? :grumpy:

 

Lol. "Why do men always speak to my breasts?" is my favorite

 

lol, yeah Smurf. "Personally, I suspect that most men would be much happier with just a single large perky breast in the middle of the chest."

Questions: Why are men so obsessed with beautiful women?
Answer: As opposed to what? Really ugly women? Face it, if men were obsessed with ugly women, there would be just as much *****ing about why men are obsessed with ugly women. No matter how you set this up, some people are always going to be left out. I don't see anyone screaming about equal treatment for the stupid people either.

Here are a few:

Question: Why do men generally have greater upper body strength?
Question: Why do men generally have better hand-eye motor coordination?

Answers (common in both): [...] (See also: Do all men really masturbate?)

 

My favorite:
Why do men have to act like such retards?
Well, we don't actually have to; we do it because we enjoy it. It's the old fashioned pride in a job well done that's missing in so much of the world nowadays.

I laughed out loud!
Great find wolram.
Cheers,
Ryan

 

:rofl: Yeah, but I'm not so sure. Personally I like having one in each hand. Also, there are things you can do with two that you can't do with one... Now.. if there were THREE, that'd be awsome.

 

I started to make several comments but deleted them all.

No way to come out ahead on that one...

 

I vote for two in back and one in front, centered on the forehead.

...or the normal 2 and an additional one on the back of the head. I'm a JEEN-YUS!!!!

 

:rofl: :rofl: I'm offering you membership in the brotherhood for that comment alone. I'm sure everyone will agree what a genius you are.

 

Feminist apologist rubbish.

Men are not jerks, men oggle women because it is right, men touch themslevs because it is right, etc, etc.