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Everyone say hi to bitjumper

  1. Dec 17, 2005 #1

    Evo

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    Everyone say hi to bitjumper!!

    I've managed to lure, I mean invite, a good friend of mine here. He's been lurking for a couple of months, reading posts, getting a feel for the forum and you people have scared the bejeezus out of him! :biggrin:

    Now he's afraid to post. :frown:

    Come on gang, let's show him that new members have absolutely nothing to fear from us!

    <Shoves 10lb Alaskan Wild Salmon into bitjumper's computer.>

    He has a physics degree from UC Berkeley and a CS master's degree at California State University at Chico. He's in R&D for a large tech company, so he fits right in here. :approve:

    He lives near Tsu, Ivan and Integral!!!!! :bugeye:
     
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  3. Dec 17, 2005 #2

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    Awww, c'mon bitjumper, we don't bite much.

    There's no reason to be afraid of us most days.

    Maybe if we just stand very still, he'll come closer...then we can drop the net on him and keep him.
     
  4. Dec 17, 2005 #3

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    bitjumper, dont let them lure in here. You'll get sucked in and can never (ever) leave.
     
  5. Dec 17, 2005 #4

    Evo

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    Yes, the net!!!!!

    Rut roh, he doesn't know about the PF Sisterhood yet. :uhh:

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  6. Dec 17, 2005 #5

    Evo

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    Ooooh, I like the new avatar!!!! I'm not afraid of you anymore!!! :approve:
     
  7. Dec 17, 2005 #6
    Now when you say "friend" does that mean you're not dating him because he's:
    a) too far away
    b) not rich enough
    c) not good looking enough
    d) not tribdog (your one and only true love)

    if the answer is a or c then welcome to PF bit jumper
    if the answer is b then everyone else welcomes you but I probably won't talk to you
    if the answer is d then don't worry no one is. welcome to PF bit jumper
     
  8. Dec 17, 2005 #7

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    Alrighty then. Looky here on the right we have the cooler, the caffeine is on your left, and the hot office chicks are somewhere in the Biology/Chemistry forum. Be aware of Gale (make sure you dont leave your beer unattended around her). Also Danger is Canadian, and tribdog is funneh - the two usually switch the title, but you know how that works out.. Moonbear tortures mice, ZapperZ has a Disney fetish, and Evo... well :uhh:

    She runs outside of her house in nothing but a G-string and manages to get her doors locked behind her :biggrin:
     
  9. Dec 17, 2005 #8
    I'm Funadian!
     
  10. Dec 17, 2005 #9

    Evo

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    I've known him for about 10 years and he's still talking to me. Until now, he didn't know about this forum. :redface:
     
  11. Dec 17, 2005 #10
    that was just about evasive enough of an answer for me.
     
  12. Dec 17, 2005 #11

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    Yeah I could've totally pulled off 'we used to date but you know..' or 'he likes me but I dont like him' or the classic 'I liked him more as a friend' :biggrin:
     
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  13. Dec 17, 2005 #12
    Hello bitjumper, make yourself at home. Well, I don't mean you can post in your underwear..hmmm or leave your coffee cup on the table. We do have some standards, but as you can tell, there very few.
    Welcome!
     
  14. Dec 17, 2005 #13
    since when? and why wasn't I informed? I'm not putting my pants back on I don't care what you say
     
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  15. Dec 17, 2005 #14

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    Hey, wait! Don't be too hasty there. We haven't seen any pics yet. We might want to see him posting in his underwear. :biggrin:
     
  16. Dec 17, 2005 #15
    not according to Evo. I guess he's not good looking enough for her to date.
     
  17. Dec 17, 2005 #16

    Evo

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    Hey, I've never seen him in his underwear. :grumpy:

    But, he did use to own goats.
     
  18. Dec 17, 2005 #17
    Everyone excuse Evo, I think she's been drinking tonight.
     
  19. Dec 17, 2005 #18
    how true :)
     
  20. Dec 17, 2005 #19

    Evo

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    He's very good looking.

    Did I mention that he used to own goats?
     
  21. Dec 17, 2005 #20
    the fainting kind?
     
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