What is Pengwuino confessing to on Physics Forums?

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In summary, Pengwuino tells the player that she has been using him for money and sex, but Evo reveals that he has a previous marriage license with Pengwuino. The two argue about the legality of their relationship, with Evo insisting that he is the only one in the relationship who is truly loyal. The conversation ends with Pengwuino revealing that she and her ex-fiance have recently divorced.
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The game's up! Pengwuino told me everything! CONFESS!
Pengwuino said:
Pff, she's just using you for you're... wait... can't be money... definitely can't be sex... well she's using you, trust me.
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=93070

He just couldn't figure out what it was for! So, spill the beans! What is it your scamming out of me! :grumpy:
 
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Chocolates!
 
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Pengwuino Inc.: Breaking up marriages for over 30 years
 
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Evo reminds me of the chick on the Apprentice who broke her ankle... Anyone else see the resemblance?
 
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I think you're the only one here who watches the apprentice
 
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Smurf, you're young, tall, blond, handsome & smart. And you need to ask? :bugeye:
 
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where are the new smilies??!??...?! :cry:
 
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Evo said:
Smurf, you're young, tall, blond, handsome & smart. And you need to ask? :bugeye:

Now evo... what did I tell you about toying with the members?
 
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Pengwuino said:
Now evo... what did I tell you about toying with the members?
That's the problem, I'm not allowed to toy with the members. :cry:
 
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:tongue: nah nah nah nah nah
 
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Ok I didn't want to do this... but...

*pulls out his previous marriage license that he got with Evo*

Wait a second... this is written on the back of a cereal box... and Evo took 1/2 of everything i own :devil: :devil: :devil:
 
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Pengwuino said:
Ok I didn't want to do this... but...

*pulls out his previous marriage license that he got with Evo*

Wait a second... this is written on the back of a cereal box... and Evo took 1/2 of everything i own :devil: :devil: :devil:
The cereal wasn't bad either. Muwahahahah. And I got to keep the Eiffel Penguin!
 
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smurf got told :P
 
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yomamma said:
I think you're the only one here who watches the apprentice
:cry:
It's crazy, the black guy of the show has a BS in engineering from some school, MS in engineering from Oxford, and an MS in technology, MBA, AND a Ph.D in something all from MIT...that's 5 academic degrees!

Does he collect masters degrees?
 
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you''re just upset because you don't have one
 
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yomamma said:
you''re just upset because you don't have one
...
Shut up James!:biggrin:

But how does that even make sense...geez, I'm only three years older than you.


I still can't get over the striking resemblance of that really low resolution avatar of evo and the person who broke her ankle.
 
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moose said:
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Shut up James!:biggrin:

But how does that even make sense...geez, I'm only three years older than you.


I still can't get over the striking resemblance of that really low resolution avatar of evo and the person who broke her ankle.
Ok, it was me. You know what a klutz I am. :redface:
 
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is the title of this thread a sad cry? or an angry cry?
 
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Evo said:
Ok, it was me. You know what a klutz I am. :redface:

:bugeye:

Hmm, I guess you lied about being 23 on the show then? :devil:

You have an 18 year old, so if you didn't lie, you would have had her at the age of 5
 
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the PF sisters had a tough childhood
 
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On a more serious note,
Evo, do people ever think that you and your daughter are sisters?
 
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More serious? My fiancé using me is less serious than someone mistaking them for sisters?
 
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Sorry, I'm watching a water buffalo in Africa.
 
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Smurf said:
More serious? My fiancé using me is less serious than someone mistaking them for sisters?

I was saying more serious than what I was saying earlier :uhh:

Have you ever wondered if your fiance might not be fully loyal in your relationship ?
 
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Of course I am loyal to Smurf!

No, no one thinks we're sisters.
 
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What about me! :(
 
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Pengwuino said:
What about me! :(
Of course I'm loyal to Pengwuino! :tongue2:
 
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:rofl: :rofl:
 
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Right.. we'll see if I ever cook for you again...
 
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Smurf said:
Right.. we'll see if I ever cook for you again...

haha, Evo's the guy in the relationship.
 
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Pengwuino said:
What about me! :(
Evo said:
Of course I'm loyal to Pengwuino! :tongue2:
Pengwuino said:
haha, Evo's the guy in the relationship.

Sometimes I wonder about you Pengwuino...
 
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moose said:
Sometimes I wonder about you Pengwuino...

me and evo got divorced many years ago. She's with that cartoon character now
 
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Smurf said:
Right.. we'll see if I ever cook for you again...
:cry: Smurf, my love, <sticks a few GOOBF cards into surf's computer> oh SmurfeePoo. :!)
 
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Pengwuino said:
me and evo got divorced many years ago.
Yeah, and you made out like a bandit too! You got all the cheese! :cry:
 
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Evo said:
:cry: Smurf, my love, <sticks a few GOOBF cards into surf's computer> oh SmurfeePoo. :!)
I have immunity, remember.
 

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