It was when I first used Facebook that I realized how out of step I was with normal human psychology. People like this? When I found out Facebook was colluding with the government in spying I deleted my account. Facebook made this so difficult to do that I had to read a New York Times article to figure it out. Now a potential girlfriend loves Facebook so much she has insisted I get involved. OK. No one ever reads my thoughtful posts. That sort of thing is unwanted. But what the heck. I'll just act like everyone else and peg the Drivelmeter.