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Family Lost in Corn Maze

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    Does it make me a bad person if I find this story incredibly funny??
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    I guess those corn walls were pretty sturdy eh? Couldn't just walk through the corn to get out?
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    Awesome Venn diagram :rofl:

    Just few days ago, I was dreaming of starting a maze business.
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    I'm grinning from ear to ear.
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    can't you just smash your way through corn plants?
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    Talk news was all over this one today, I like your Venn Lisa, what do you think Dave, does it top yours, for comic effect that is ?

    Rhody... shakes his head... mutters to himself...
  9. Oct 12, 2011 #8
    it's hard to think when you're being stalked
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    I'm amazed.
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    Because of the maize?
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    Aw shucks, you got me.
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    After the news of these flakes popped up, I sent my investigators to Danvers to see if there was a kernel of truth to this corny story that has caused a bumper crop of bad puns. I am able to announce that it is true, and that the National Enquirer has bought the rights to the story and will soon serialize it.
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    I hope the couple was billed for their rescue - and their stupidity.
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    Mine was a pictogram too. And in colour.

    Triple threat.
  17. Oct 12, 2011 #16
    You could but since you are lost you would just end up walking in circles. Then other people in the maze would find your circle and everyone would be lost.:approve:
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    Hence the origins of crop circles.
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    These corny jokes are thick as syrup.
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    If they had BlondeStar, they would have gotten immediate assistance without having to have public emergency teams respond at tax payer expense.

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