Favourite Quotes

  1. Your Favourite Quotes?

    What are your favourite quotes?
     
    Last edited: May 2, 2004
  2. jcsd
  3. Lol. This can only mean one thing - we can't forget The Godfather. :D
     
  4. ShawnD

    ShawnD 986
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    I didn't like that movie at all. Seemed like it went way too slow... sort of like Lord Of The Rings.
     
  5. Hmmm....I guess we all have our tastes... :D
     
  6. I taste salty
     
  7. "sometimes I talk about tires and sometimes I talk about shopping carts"
     
  8. Newton died an 84 year old virgin
     
  9. ???

    And you know this why?
     
  10. jimmy p

    jimmy p 578
    Gold Member

    A good quote is from Maynard James Keenan.

    "Today's woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false fingernails, sixteen pounds of assorted make-up/shadows/blushes/creams, living bras, various pads that would make a linebacker envious, has implants and assorted other surgeries, then complains that she cannot find a "real" man."

    However one of my fav's has to be:

    "Eat well, stay fit, die anyway."

    or this one from Robin Williams....

    "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
     
  11. I like people, especially with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
     
  12. "Isn't that a bit excessive?" ~Vlaad the Impaler
    "That's one small step for man..." ~Christopher Reeves
     
  13. "Guess what! I got a fever! and the only prescription is more cowbell!" ~ Christopher Walkin (best actor ever) Blue Oyster Cult snl skit
     
  14. "Women, they make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

    "I am responsible for everything ... except for my very responsibility, for I am not the foundation of my being. Therefore everything takes place as if I were compelled to be responsible. I am abandoned in the world ... in the sense that I find myself suddenly alone and without help, engaged in a world for which I bear the whole responsibility without being able, whatever I do, to tear myself away from this responsibility for an instant."
    - Sartre

    "The undisturbed mind is like the calm body water reflecting the brilliance of the moon. Empty the mind and you will realize the undisturbed mind."
    -Yagyu Jubei

    "The softest things in the world overcome the hardest things in the world."
    -Lao Tzu


    Good stuff, isn't it?
     
  15. Janitor

    Janitor 1,189
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    "What this country needs is a good ten-cent cigar."
    - Heinrich Himmler
     
  16. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" - Tom Waits
     
  17. jimmy p

    jimmy p 578
    Gold Member

    "My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading."
    -- Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)

    "Hockey is a sport for white men.
    Basketball is a sport for black men.
    Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
    -- Tiger Woods

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b*tch."
    -- Jack Nicholson
     
  18. Njorl

    Njorl 875
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    "I would never belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member." Groucho

    Richard Kimble:I didn't kill my wife!
    Marshall Girard:I don't care.
    from the movie "The Fugitive"

    "You'll shoot your eye out." Multiple people in "A Christmas Story"

    "But ... these go to eleven. That's one louder." - "Spinal Tap"

    "Who remembers the Armenians?" - Hitler

    "Just as sore eyes cannot stand light, and prefer darkness, so it is with the body politic in times of trouble and humiliation. " -Plutarch, Life of Phocion

    Njorl
     
  19. jimmy p

    jimmy p 578
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    "Dogbert: If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
    Dilbert: But I'm allergic to citrus.
    Dogbert: If life give you lemons, swell up and die."

    :biggrin:
     
  20. Kerrie

    Kerrie 1,203
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    love maynard's lyrics :smile: and Robin Williams is one of the most brilliant comedians ever.

    Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. ~
    Lily Tomlin

    Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. ~
    Lily Tomlin

    Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity. ~Frank Leahy
     
  21. "Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. ~
    Lily Tomlin"

    LOL ... never thought of it like that!
     
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