Your Favourite Quotes?
What are your favourite quotes?
Lol. This can only mean one thing - we can't forget The Godfather. :D
I didn't like that movie at all. Seemed like it went way too slow... sort of like Lord Of The Rings.
Hmmm....I guess we all have our tastes... :D
I taste salty
"sometimes I talk about tires and sometimes I talk about shopping carts"
Newton died an 84 year old virgin
And you know this why?
A good quote is from Maynard James Keenan.
"Today's woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false fingernails, sixteen pounds of assorted make-up/shadows/blushes/creams, living bras, various pads that would make a linebacker envious, has implants and assorted other surgeries, then complains that she cannot find a "real" man."
However one of my fav's has to be:
"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway."
or this one from Robin Williams....
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
I like people, especially with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
"Isn't that a bit excessive?" ~Vlaad the Impaler
"That's one small step for man..." ~Christopher Reeves
"Guess what! I got a fever! and the only prescription is more cowbell!" ~ Christopher Walkin (best actor ever) Blue Oyster Cult snl skit
"Women, they make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
"I am responsible for everything ... except for my very responsibility, for I am not the foundation of my being. Therefore everything takes place as if I were compelled to be responsible. I am abandoned in the world ... in the sense that I find myself suddenly alone and without help, engaged in a world for which I bear the whole responsibility without being able, whatever I do, to tear myself away from this responsibility for an instant."
"The undisturbed mind is like the calm body water reflecting the brilliance of the moon. Empty the mind and you will realize the undisturbed mind."
"The softest things in the world overcome the hardest things in the world."
Good stuff, isn't it?
"What this country needs is a good ten-cent cigar."
- Heinrich Himmler
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" - Tom Waits
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading."
-- Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)
"Hockey is a sport for white men.
Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
-- Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b*tch."
-- Jack Nicholson
"I would never belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member." Groucho
Richard Kimble:I didn't kill my wife!
Marshall Girard:I don't care.
from the movie "The Fugitive"
"You'll shoot your eye out." Multiple people in "A Christmas Story"
"But ... these go to eleven. That's one louder." - "Spinal Tap"
"Who remembers the Armenians?" - Hitler
"Just as sore eyes cannot stand light, and prefer darkness, so it is with the body politic in times of trouble and humiliation. " -Plutarch, Life of Phocion
"Dogbert: If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Dilbert: But I'm allergic to citrus.
Dogbert: If life give you lemons, swell up and die."
love maynard's lyrics and Robin Williams is one of the most brilliant comedians ever.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. ~
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. ~
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity. ~Frank Leahy
"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. ~
LOL ... never thought of it like that!
When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"The future ain't what it use to be"
Both attributed to Yogi Berra
Marge: "Bart! You cant tell God to kill Sideshow Bob!"
Homer: "Yeah, do you own dirty work!"
"[Alone] I like, at times, to hear The Ancient's word,
And have a care to be most civil:
It's really kind of such a noble Lord
So humanly to gossip with the Devil!" - Mephistopheles -- Faust
"There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path." ~Morpheus
"The body cannot live without the mind." ~Morpheus
"Guess who watched "The Matrix" last night?"~Tribdog
Never decide to buy something while listening to the salesman.
If there is an opportunity to make a mistake, sooner or later the mistake will be made.
Being sure mistakes will occur is a good frame of mind for catching them.
Check the answer you have worked out once more -- before you tell it to anybody.
When in doubt, mumble.
When in trouble, delegate.
When in charge, ponder.
Separate names with a comma.