Finally, answer to why the Chicken crossed the road (1 Viewer)

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I finally figured out the answer to the age old question, "Why did the Chicken cross the road". Here it is:

Because it had Mad Chicken Disease which affected its' brain and it was acting crazy.

Our government will not tell us that this disease really exists, but just watch a flock of chickens sometimes and decide for yourself.
used to ask people that question, "why did the chicken cross the road?" waiting for then to give me the same answer that the chicken once did, (Her answer was; "I don't know") and just guess how long I had to wait till they admitted/answered (to) that one....LOL3

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