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*a cappella*group at Northwestern University (lyrics by Matt Salomone):

The path of love is never smooth

But mine's continuous for you Finite Simple Group (of Order Two) - YouTube

You're the upper bound in the chains of my heart

You're my Axiom of Choice, you know it's true

But lately our relation's not so well-defined

And I just can't function without you

I'll prove my proposition and I'm sure you'll find

We're a finite simple group of order two

I'm losing my identity

I'm getting tensor every day

And without loss of generality

I will assume that you feel the same way

Since every time I see you, you just quotient out

The faithful image that I map into

But when we're one-to-one you'll see what I'm about

'Cause we're a finite simple group of order two

Our equivalence was stable,

A principal love bundle sitting deep inside

But then you drove a wedge between our two-forms

Now everything is so complexified

When we first met, we simply connected

My heart was open but too dense

Our system was already directed

To have a finite limit, in some sense

I'm living in the kernel of a rank-one map

From my domain, its image looks so blue,

'Cause all I see are zeroes, it's a cruel trap

But we're a finite simple group of order two

I'm not the smoothest operator in my class,

But we're a mirror pair, me and you,

So let's apply forgetful functors to the past

And be a finite simple group, a finite simple group,

Let's be a finite simple group of order two

(Oughter: "Why not three?")

I've proved my proposition now, as you can see,

So let's both be associative and free

And by corollary, this shows you and I to be

Purely inseparable. Q. E. D.