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News Fox News? President? Duh

  1. Aug 9, 2005 #1
    Fox News??? President??? Duh!!!

    So I flipped on Fox News and was watching an interview with the mother of one of the pople on the Space Shuttle a couple of hours after the flight landed ... It was a cutesy piece but then ... Fox News Alert!!!

    Rummy wants to talk ... so I start watching that and Rummy's eyes roll back in his head as he waxes elloquently over the increase in attacks in Iraq and how they are like the last desperate moves of the Nazis in WWII and likened them to the SS 'cult of death'. He then started taking questions and, forgetting what he had said 5 minutes before, people started prompting him from the press as to what he actually said. Then ... Fox News Alert!!!

    Rummy gets trumped by BUSH who now wants to talk about the economy ...

    Flip to Crawford and a bunch of Dudes who are dressed like they are filming a sequel to City Slickers with Billy Crystal ...

    One problem ... the sound is trashed ... non-existent.

    So, in their infinite wisdom, Fox spends 15 seconds telling us what they think Bush is saying and then while he looks like he is calling a square dance ... instead of going back to Rummy ... shows us the world temperatures for 3 minutes.

    Back to Bush ... He wants to make the tax cuts permanent.

    Now, I remember when Brown started making a press conference at the same time as Blair in the UK last year. There was one HELL of a hulabaloo over how the 'party' was disgustingly disorganized and that they couldn't even schedule public announcements that didn't walk all over each other.

    So ... like ... do you Americans actually stand for this?

    This is positively laughable.

    Now, after two major announcements by the government that walked all over each other, do they offer any analysis?

    Nope, they are reporting on a jailbreak while flipping back to some stock footage of the pilots inspecting the underside the wings of the shuttle.

    Coming up next ... A story about underage boys having sex with their teacher and more on the jail break.

    Back to the temperature... It'll be 41 in Abu Dabi tomorrow ...

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  3. Aug 9, 2005 #2


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    Sure, Americans admire that sort of thing. I remember a few years ago when Joe Delaney, a running back from the Kansas City Chiefs, saw three boys drowning in a lake and leapt in to save them, in spite of not knowing how to swim himself. Delaney and two of the boys wound up drowning together. Everyone thought that was very heroic.

    Surely some of Bush's staff watch Fox News. Upon seeing his Secretary of Defense drowning on TV, Bush immediately leapt in to the rescue distracting Fox News from the embarrassing plight of his Secretary of Defense.

    I wish I could have seen it. Just out of curiosity, Bush didn't happen to say "Read my lips!", did he? :rofl:
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    How convenient. The real press starts drilling down on Rummy, and the state press (A.K.A. FOX) diverts to Bush, who has audio problems...(or maybe nothing prepared to say?). Of course they would then go to something very safe like...the weather. TSM, it's bad for your health to watch that stuff--it'll make you have high blood pressure. :rofl:
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    How do you get ahold of Fox News in China?
  6. Aug 9, 2005 #5
    On a TV :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    sorry couldnt resist
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    We also get Fox News in europe (unfortunately). Now you know why relations are so bad between europe and the US :biggrin:
  8. Aug 9, 2005 #7
    Certainly shatters some myths for you doesn't it? :surprised

    I have satellite TV is the short answer.

    I also get BBC World which includes BBC News. Then there are MSNBC and CNN.

    It cost a whole 1,300 Yuan. $150 including the dish, the decoder and the card.

    I get about 50 stations in total although a good few are Filipino.

    Aussie stations are kind of funny because they tend to run all sorts of movies with Mel Gibson which predate Mad Max and Hugo Weaving movies (of Matrix and Prescilla, Queen of the Desert fame.)

    It may interest you to know that the only people wearing little green uniforms here now are security guards.

    The only people wearing Mao Hats and buying Red Books and Mao memorabillia are American tourists.
  9. Aug 9, 2005 #8
    That's pretty funny :biggrin:
    But that's hysterical! :rofl: :rofl:
  10. Aug 9, 2005 #9
    You don't know just how funny it is.

    They even had to introduce American sizes for the Mao Stuff.

    Anybody need anything by the way? I can get you complete red army uniforms, brand new in any size with overcoats and the floppy ear hats with sable lining used in the Russian campaigns.

    I can even get you genuine Iraqi cammo sans desert although the AK-47's may take a while. :biggrin:
  11. Aug 9, 2005 #10
    That would be AWSOME. I need to get me one of those.
  12. Aug 9, 2005 #11

    You can get FOX news all over the world?

    How embarassing. :blushing:
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    It spreads like a disease! Really, think why it is that a more legitimate (balanced) news source isn't broadcast instead. Insidious! Fortunately foreigners are more discerning and skeptical of what they read and hear than Americans (I hope).
  14. Aug 9, 2005 #13
    of course, I got it on satellite when I was living in west africa. And that was years ago.
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    (Ummm ... Yup.)
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    They're all broadcast. He even said he also gets BBC, MSNBC, and CNN.
  17. Aug 9, 2005 #16
    I hear there is talk of putting Ed Schultz on Armed Forces Radio. I know that for the longest time there was only Rush Limbaugh.

    I don't listen to armed forces radio, so does anyone know if this is true?

    Twenty years ago my father(R) told me that Rush was just a mouthpiece for some rich guy's agenda. I didn't pay much attention because "everyone knew Rush was over the top." It still amazes me how, the older I get, the smarter my father he gets.

    I never understood how propaganda worked until I read Mein Kampf. The truth doesn't matter as long as you can control the message. The bigger the lie the better, just keep repeating it till it becomes common knowledge.
  18. Aug 9, 2005 #17
    Would that include the optional AK-47 in a long or the recoiless rifle with the french cuffs?
  19. Aug 9, 2005 #18
    I think I figued out the survey that declared that Fox news was non-partisan ...

    The NEWS is non-partisan. Unfortunately IT lasts for only about 5 minutes. It is the 55 minutes of party political broadcasts in between each news segment that is biased. :yuck:
  20. Aug 10, 2005 #19
    I'd have to go with the French Cuffs, I can get a 47 myself if I wanted one.
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    A bit of humor, though U.S. state news in other countries does seem questionable.
    Speaking of which, I was just listening to Dan Bartlett on Hardball (MSNBC). He was repeating several big lies such as how the war in Iraq was making Americans safer. :yuck:
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