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Free breast exams!

  1. Apr 20, 2006 #1

    Pengwuino

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    http://famulus.msnbc.com/famulusgen/reuters04-20-083140.asp?t=renew&vts=42020061119

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    hmm I wonder if it was the drool that gave him away?
     
  4. Apr 20, 2006 #3

    JasonRox

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    Nah, I think it was the laughter.
     
  5. Apr 20, 2006 #4

    dav2008

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    Where is my promised breast exam?
     
  6. Apr 20, 2006 #5
    i got a free breast exam once, the guy who did it had much softer hands than my doctor.
     
  7. Apr 20, 2006 #6

    Mk

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    I finally got in the news!!
     
  8. Apr 20, 2006 #7

    Mk

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    he was cute and furry. His name was Dav.
     
  9. Apr 20, 2006 #8

    Curious3141

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    Wait, this guy provided free IQ tests too ! All the women who let him in flunked badly.
     
  10. Apr 21, 2006 #9

    Ivan Seeking

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    However, he did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
     
  11. Apr 22, 2006 #10

    BobG

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    Actually, it was the fact that he didn't use surgical gloves that gave him away. The woman that tipped police off didn't seem to find it strange that the breast exam should be in her bedroom while she was completely naked - she just didn't believe a real doctor would fail to use surgical gloves for an exam.
     
  12. Apr 22, 2006 #11

    Evo

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    <smacks herself on the forehead> I *knew* there was something odd about my free at home breast exams. :blushing:
     
  13. Apr 22, 2006 #12

    Moonbear

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    Is it just me, or is it rather sadly ironic that in this thread, pengwuino, and others, are laughing that someone was going around sexually assaulting women, and in another thread are saying sex offenses are so serious that we need to label the offenders for life and put them on a registry that reports their names and addresses for anyone and everyone to see?

    This particular article didn't give the full story...I guess that would have spoiled the humor value.

    http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/local/states/florida/counties/broward_county/14382450.htm

     
  14. Apr 22, 2006 #13

    Evo

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    Guilty, I did not read the article, that's a shame.
     
  15. Apr 22, 2006 #14

    Doc Al

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    Well.... I am a Doctor, ya know. :wink:

    (But, no, the real story isn't so amusing. I hope that clown gets to spend a little time in the slammer, where he will have the opportunity to make new friends.)
     
  16. Apr 22, 2006 #15

    Monique

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    Well, this afternoon I was waiting in front of my new apartment, waiting to get the keys.. a guy passes by mumbling something, a moment later he passes by again mumbling something. I thought: what a weird person talking to himself, until I realized what he said: "how much for you to come with me" :bugeye: :eek:

    The apartment is in a semi red-light district, but I wouldn't imagine anyone solliciting a random person standing on the street :grumpy:
     
  17. Apr 22, 2006 #16

    Speaking of which, Pretty Woman is on tv today....
     
  18. Apr 22, 2006 #17

    Evo

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    YUCK! What a freak.
     
  19. Apr 23, 2006 #18

    Monique

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    Yeah, my yaw dropped to the floor, but after the shock I couldn't stop laughting. Of course, he looked like the stereotypical person who has a wife and two kids at home and has a good job at a company, someone you would never expect it from.
     
  20. Apr 25, 2006 #19

    Mk

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    So what'ja do? Or did you already make it inside before you figured out he said that?
     
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