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[QUOTE="BWV, post: 6827674, member: 88243"] Write a scene from Star Trek where Homer Simpson is the captain of the Enterprise Homer Simpson sat in the captain's chair on the bridge of the Enterprise, staring blankly at the viewscreen. His first officer, Mr. Spock, stood next to him, looking concerned. "Captain Simpson, we are receiving a distress signal from the planet below," Spock said. "Distress signal, eh? Well, I guess we better go down there and save the day," Homer said, scratching his belly. "Captain, I must remind you that our mission is to explore strange new worlds, not to interfere with the development of alien civilizations," Spock said. "Oh, come on, Spock. Where's your sense of adventure? Besides, I'm starving. Maybe they have some donuts down there," Homer said. "Captain, I must insist that we adhere to the Prime Directive and refrain from interfering with alien cultures," Spock said. "The what now? Look, Spock, I'm the captain of this ship, and I say we go down there and check out the situation. Mr. Sulu, set a course for the planet," Homer said. Sulu, who was manning the helm, looked unsure. "But Captain, the Prime Directive..." "Forget the Prime Directive. We're going down there," Homer said, popping open a can of Duff beer. The Enterprise descended towards the planet, and a group of alien beings appeared on the viewscreen. "Greetings, Enterprise. We are the Zorgons, a peaceful people. We request your assistance in defeating the evil Kreegons, who are trying to destroy our planet," the Zorgon leader said. "Ooh, evil Kreegons. I love a good fight," Homer said, grinning. "Mr. Worf, ready the phasers and photon torpedoes. We're going to kick some Kreegon butt." The Enterprise launched into battle against the Kreegons, with Homer barking out orders and cheering as the ship fired its weapons. In the end, the Enterprise emerged victorious and the Zorgons were saved. "Great job, everyone. We showed those Kreegons who's boss," Homer said, smiling. Spock shook his head. "Captain, I must remind you again that our mission is to explore, not to engage in combat." "Yeah, yeah, I know. But it was fun, right?" Homer said, taking another sip of beer. The Enterprise continued on its journey, with Homer at the helm, ready for whatever adventure came next. [/QUOTE]
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