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Pengwuino
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I should win this award simply for this dramatic portrayal of me by this young penguin actor.
Pengwuino said:
I should win this award simply for this dramatic portrayal of me by this young penguin actor.
:rofl: :rofl: Beauty!El Hombre Invisible said:It's real action that counts in the guru nominations, Pengwuino. No awards for cymbalic gestures.
Why, thank you. My lame joke detector is a bit off today, hence the illness excuse.Danger said::rofl: :rofl: Beauty!
Wow! PF for breakfast?!? THAT's dedication, my friend.Danger said:I'm half a planet away from you, so I just woke up and am getting ready for work. Unfortunately, even those PFers in my own time zone seem to be nocturnal. That was always my favourite time to be active, but now that I'm working full-time and living with N/W, I have to go to bed by about 10:00.
The rest is a minor annoyance, but this is a serious societal flaw.El Hombre Invisible said:But the main problem in Britain is that no-one is on PF when I am.
You replied to that reeeeeeeeeeally quick. I'm feeling my high-speed connection ain't so high-speed no more.Danger said:The rest is a minor annoyance, but this is a serious societal flaw.
Well, it was quick enough for me to post, hit 'New posts', and wonder why it hadn't updated the thread with my name.Danger said:That wasn't quick. I'm on N/W's computer, and it's got one of those stupid Celeron chips. One of these days, I'm going to have to move my Mac over here. (Can't right now though; she only has one working phone jack.)
Yes, you could have been a millionaire by now, but for that squandered effort.Danger said:As long as you're sure you're going to quit before you start doing that...
Hey, I've just saved myself a lot of hassle. I always thought that I had to capitalize the 'i's to get italics. To think of the time and effort that I've wasted hitting that stupid 'shift' key... :grumpy:
Shouldn't be shaving your nads in the dark. I can't imagine them needing it so bad that you couldn't wait until daylight.Hombre said:Nads, I shaved in the dark again this morning and I've just fingered a reet big bit o' beard across my right jaw line. Told you we were shoddy.
http://www.freenet.de/freenet/film_und_musik/dvd/bildershows/columbo/bilder_gross/01.jpegDanger said:Yes, son... I know about the italics button. :tongue:
The old one was a bit of a hassle, and the new one didn't work on my Mac the last time I tried it, so I just got used to typing it instead.
Danger said:Any time. Always glad to help out the law. Or is that help the outlaw? Either way...
I thought it was more that you liked to help the law out.Danger said:Any time. Always glad to help out the law. Or is that help the outlaw? Either way...
Ha! Poor choice of exclamation on my part. How would that work, I wonder. I presume waxing would be less dangerous, but more painful?TheStatutoryApe said:Shouldn't be shaving your nads in the dark. I can't imagine them needing it so bad that you couldn't wait until daylight.
I thought epiladies were women who convulsed on the floor when subjected to strobe lighting.tribdog said:have you ever seen one of those Epiladies? rotating springs that grab the hair and rips it out. I had to see how it worked. OMG! Very uncool.
I'm so surrounded by in-laws now that I can't even tell any more.Moonbear said:I thought it was more that you liked to help the law out.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: x2 (You earned 3 for each of those.)El Hombre Invisible said:I thought epiladies were women who convulsed on the floor when subjected to strobe lighting.
Look, stop now. The bros. have receded into my pelvis and refuse to come out until we change the subject.
That's... just... :yuck: Everytime I think about it my mind bends away from the idea like two like-charged magnets trying to dance a waltz.tribdog said:oh, you still have those gerbils? And they aren't bros, one is female.
Ha ha! Complicated scoring system.Danger said::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: x2 (You earned 3 for each of those.)
Am I reading it wrong, or does that say that I'm a square with only 9 toes?El Hombre Invisible said:I'm giving you :rofl:(t) = :rofl:0 + e^:rofl: - 1/:rofl: + :rofl:t^2.
Probably. I shouldn't do math-related humour. I'm bad enough at humour, but I suck terribly at math.Danger said:Am I reading it wrong, or does that say that I'm a square with only 9 toes?
Purely a ruse to fool to the large lunar mammals among us. Alternatively I could have said we were now called 'The Lace Curtain Jesuses' and that... actually is odd enough to work. Glad you like the name. You can be an honourary groupie.Danger said:Love your band name, by the bye. Do you actually spell it with a '5', or is that just to bypass the PF censor?
I think that they have to double-check all of the filters to make sure that none of the Florida folks sneaked in fake Bush votes.El Hombre Invisible said:Why is that the polls are closed on the 9th but the awards aren't announced until the 12th? Can't we just look at the polls to see who won?
Heh heh. PF scandal as Community Spirit ballot found stuffed behind a pew in a church. Bernhardt Media announces winner before the results are in. I can see it all now...Danger said:I think that they have to double-check all of the filters to make sure that none of the Florida folks sneaked in fake Bush votes.