# Their article on Oprah states that Oprah had libelled the meat industry. But conveniently missing is Oprah's plot to transform human toenails into heat-seeking blades of doom.
# Similarly, their Al Gore article states that Al Gore was born to human parents, hiding the reality that he is an android prototype built by the Nike corporation.
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The first known American Republican was Abraham "Stinky" Lincoln, who was promptly assassinated. Other noted Republicans include Jeffrey Dahmer, PeeWee Herman, Richard Nixon and the BTK Killer. Current medical textbooks recommend euthanasia for patients diagnosed with the disease. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
A species mysterious to modern biologists, the Democrats reside largely in the unexplored urban sprawls, California, and Hollywood. Over the last hundred years, under the influence of extensive nuclear radio activity, the Democrats have evolved into many subspecies, including Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, the black guy(s) your daughter is dating, and French.
Wikipedia (also spelt "Wikipaedia" and sometimes they get all snooty and use one of these things, "æ" like this:"Wikipædia") is a dangerous parody of Uncyclopedia, the online encyclopedia written by slaves.