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Funny story I found online

  1. May 3, 2016 #1
    I was bored and searched the internet for funny stories and these 2 caught my eye o0). lol.


    Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
    Son: No!
    Dad: The girl is bill gates daughter.
    …Son: Then okay

    *dad goes to bill gates.*

    …Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
    Bill gates: No!
    Dad: My son is the CEO of World Bank.
    Bill gates: Then okay.

    *dad go’s to the president of the World Bank.*

    Dad: appoint my son as CEO
    President: No!
    Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill gates.
    President: Then ok

    “This is business XD”




    XD I just lost my pen, but found my pencil .

    Lost your pen = no pen
    No pen = no notes
    No notes = no study
    No study = fail
    Fail = no diploma
    No diploma = no work
    No work = no money
    No money = no food
    No food = skinny
    Skinny = ugly
    Ugly = no love
    No love = no marriage
    No marriage = no children
    No children = alone
    Alone = depression
    Depression =sickness
    Sickness = death

    Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, or you will die.


    If you found any funny story online or have one you want to share, pls do i like a good laugh :smile:.
     
    Last edited: May 3, 2016
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  3. May 3, 2016 #2
    lol that is good! Unfortunately I don't doubt this is how some deals have been made!
     
  4. May 3, 2016 #3
    lol that would be funny.
     
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