I was bored and searched the internet for funny stories and these 2 caught my eye . lol. Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No! Dad: The girl is bill gates daughter. …Son: Then okay *dad goes to bill gates.* …Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill gates: No! Dad: My son is the CEO of World Bank. Bill gates: Then okay. *dad go’s to the president of the World Bank.* Dad: appoint my son as CEO President: No! Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill gates. President: Then ok “This is business XD” XD I just lost my pen, but found my pencil . Lost your pen = no pen No pen = no notes No notes = no study No study = fail Fail = no diploma No diploma = no work No work = no money No money = no food No food = skinny Skinny = ugly Ugly = no love No love = no marriage No marriage = no children No children = alone Alone = depression Depression =sickness Sickness = death Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, or you will die. If you found any funny story online or have one you want to share, pls do i like a good laugh .