Funny story I found online

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I was bored and searched the internet for funny stories and these 2 caught my eye o0). lol.


Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is bill gates daughter.
…Son: Then okay

*dad goes to bill gates.*

…Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill gates: No!
Dad: My son is the CEO of World Bank.
Bill gates: Then okay.

*dad go’s to the president of the World Bank.*

Dad: appoint my son as CEO
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill gates.
President: Then ok

“This is business XD”




XD I just lost my pen, but found my pencil .

Lost your pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
No notes = no study
No study = fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no work
No work = no money
No money = no food
No food = skinny
Skinny = ugly
Ugly = no love
No love = no marriage
No marriage = no children
No children = alone
Alone = depression
Depression =sickness
Sickness = death

Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, or you will die.


If you found any funny story online or have one you want to share, pls do i like a good laugh :smile:.
 
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lol that is good! Unfortunately I don't doubt this is how some deals have been made!
 
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lol that is good! Unfortunately I don't doubt this is how some deals have been made!
lol that would be funny.
 

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