omg they have a Guernsey flag. :rofl: :rofl: :tongue2: :rofl: :rofl:hypatia said:
The Free Land of The Guernsey Islands is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 68%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.
Crime is totally unknown. The Guernsey Islands's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the guern.
The Free Land of Gidofferbutt is a tiny, economically powerful nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A large private sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, followed by Gambling and Cheese Exports.
Crime is a major problem. Gidofferbutt's national animal is the ant and its currency is the thang.
Smurf said:Hey, let's start a PF region!
:tongue: I already made one actually. I invited gokul but I don't think he's going to bother.franznietzsche said:This idea I like.
War, schmorr! Go fight your kiddie wars somewhere else. Us folks have work to do. :grumpy:Smurf said:btw gokul, I just declared war on you.
bah, fine. I just reduced military spending anyways. S'pose it's for the best.Gokul43201 said:War, schmorr! Go fight your kiddie wars somewhere else. Us folks have work to do. :grumpy:
The Empire of Normanism
"Live Free or Die B******"
UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Strong Political Freedoms:
Location: the West Pacific
The Empire of Normanism is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning falcon population. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 10%. A healthy private sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.
Crime is a problem. Normanism's national animal is the falcon and its currency is the crown.
Not a clue. I just typed that in a telegram and sent it to you.Gokul43201 said:Um, so how do you fight these wars anyway ? At the forums ?
Did you not hear me say I just sided with the peace activists?Gokul43201 said:Hah, how typical...stupid, psychotic despots and their silly wars !