Fast and Easy Ways to Become Rich

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In summary, the conversation discusses various ways to quickly and easily become rich, with suggestions ranging from inheriting wealth, turning tricks, becoming a management consultant, marrying someone rich, committing fraud or theft, starting a religion, and working hard and saving money. However, it is noted that some of these methods may be morally questionable or illegal.
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Does anyone know a easy fast way to get rich?
 
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chound said:
Does anyone know a easy fast way to get rich?

Inherit.

*10char*
 
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A legal way?
 
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You could turn tricks.
 
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chound said:
Does anyone know a easy fast way to get rich?
Work hard and be happy with small things. That way you can save all your money. When you're confident enough, you can invest that money and make a profit.
 
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Become a management consultant. :biggrin:


But really don't take my advice - "I don't too much for money, 'cause money can't by me Love." Thanks, John.
 
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Astronuc said:
"I don't [care] too much for money, 'cause money can't by me Love." Thanks, John.

Huh ? What kinda dream world was John living in ? At least, he was not the only one. :wink:
 
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chound said:
Does anyone know a easy fast way to get rich?

Yes,i do.But i can't remember any fast way to get rich and be free 24hrs later... :tongue2:

Daniel.
 
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Save money and loan that money to poor people with a condition that if they don't pay, you take it off their paycheck.

That's probably the easiest and sure way of making money.

Screw the poor people. :) That's how they all get rich.
 
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Yes,and for the screwing part,you might get yourself cheap screwdrivers... :tongue2:

Daniel.
 
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You can marry someone rich.
 
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...and idiot enough not to figure out you're doin' it for the money... :tongue2:

Daniel.
 
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dextercioby said:
...and idiot enough not to figure out you're doin' it for the money... :tongue2:

Daniel.


No you just have to be a good trophy spouse. Then it doesn't matter.
 
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chound said:
Does anyone know a easy fast way to get rich?

Take a really big risk. Don't sleep. Forget your friends and family.

Years ago I read a book called "How to Think and Grow Rich". The author made no bones about his position: You must make money more important than anything else. In his words approx: You need to let the desire for money grow until it becomes a consuming, white hot fever.

No thanks.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Years ago I read a book called "How to Think and Grow Rich". The author made no bones about his position: You must make money more important than anything else. In his words approx: You need to let the desire for money grow until it becomes a consuming, white hot fever.

Then how come saint isn't richer than bill gates yet?
 
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He didn't read the whole book?
 
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Life insurance fraud. Convince someone to take out a huge policy in your name, then kill that person. I've heard of group suicide pacts becoming popular in Japan. Perhaps you can get on of those people that wants to die anyway to help you out. Of course, you would need to make it look like murder or an accident - suicides don't pay out.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
He didn't read the whole book?


That must be it. He enver did have patience for any of that silly learnin' stuff.
 
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Hmm, suicides don't pay out, but what about dual-murders? Liek 2 people that want to commit suicide, so they kill each other, like one by poision, and while he's dying he shoots the other? It could work!
 
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Healey01 said:
Hmm, suicides don't pay out, but what about dual-murders? Liek 2 people that want to commit suicide, so they kill each other, like one by poision, and while he's dying he shoots the other? It could work!


Murder pays out, so hey, it could work.
 
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You can marry someone rich.

I know a person (My uncles friend) that did that. He is so rich he just lives of his interest :D

He say's his diploma is lost in his hallway :rofl:
 
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Earn your money through your own hard work, save it, and invest in yourself.

Searching for quick ways to get rich while breaking your own morals in the process will result only in your own misery.
 
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win the lottery.

jeez, and you guys call yourselves scientists.
 
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chound said:
Does anyone know a easy fast way to get rich?

Easy. Start a religion. Look at scientology. Their ideas are a mish-mash of basic psychology, philosophy, crackpottery, science and scifi :yuck:

They must have a gross revenue in the millions each year coming from member contributions

If you can decently combine those essentials, you will then make an HTML page, put it up on the web, register your religion and ask for "peace offerings" from potential peace converts. And believe me there's a sucker born every minute :!)
 
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I think the best way is to marry someone rich. Its ezee and fast and rewarding in many other ways.
P.S: Does anyone know any rich gals in Physics Forums
 
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chound said:
I think the best way is to marry someone rich. Its ezee and fast and rewarding in many other ways.
P.S: Does anyone know any rich gals in Physics Forums

LOL...how about trying to work on your game first?...you ain't going to find it here
 
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As has been mentioned before the easiest and commonest manner of becoming rich fast is by marrying someone rich.

Working hard and saving money is not a quick or easy way to get rich, and it depends upon what you call rich, but it is possible to do this. If you want to get rich this way it is best to be an entrepreneur, as not too many salary men get rich, and for those that do it takes most of a lifetime. To be a good entrepreneur you should be good at getting on with people, extrovertyed and disciplined.
 
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This is when being a girl(good looking) would be usefull ;)
 
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get a job with a trucking company and steal an expensive piece of equipment. Then replace it with a broken one.
 
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tribdog said:
get a job with a trucking company and steal an expensive piece of equipment. Then replace it with a broken one.


But then you ruin humanino's PhD experiment and have all of PF calling for your scraggly arse on a silver platter :mad:
 
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chound said:
I think the best way is to marry someone rich. Its ezee and fast and rewarding in many other ways.
P.S: Does anyone know any rich gals in Physics Forums

can i lie and say that I'm a rich gal, because I'm desperate?

...i'm rich.

...and a gal.


:uhh:
 
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franznietzsche said:
But then you ruin humanino's PhD experiment and have all of PF calling for your scraggly arse on a silver platter :mad:

Yep, and tribdog should know how formidable the PF sisterhood can be! It hardly counts as an "easy" way to get rich! :devil:

It seems marrying rich is still the only viable option on the table here. Selling your soul to the devil comes in second, but not as fast...though in some cases they may be the same thing. Guess that means I need to look somewhere other than PF for men to date. What website do the really rich guys hang out on? :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
Yep, and tribdog should know how formidable the PF sisterhood can be! It hardly counts as an "easy" way to get rich! :devil:

It seems marrying rich is still the only viable option on the table here. Selling your soul to the devil comes in second, but not as fast...though in some cases they may be the same thing. Guess that means I need to look somewhere other than PF for men to date. What website do the really rich guys hang out on? :biggrin:


The escort sevice website, where else? :yuck:
 
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Moonbear said:
Yep, and tribdog should know how formidable the PF sisterhood can be! It hardly counts as an "easy" way to get rich! :devil:

It seems marrying rich is still the only viable option on the table here. Selling your soul to the devil comes in second, but not as fast...though in some cases they may be the same thing. Guess that means I need to look somewhere other than PF for men to date. What website do the really rich guys hang out on? :biggrin:

Physics Forums. Rich in knowledge that is
 

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