Goodness, I hope people don't start de-clawing these monsters!
We could lend them Richard Gere
in exchange for an agreement to
stop spying on our technology.
"Possibly escaped from laboratories, the gerbils are thought to be the result of a failed attempt by the Chinese Space Program to develope a faster-than-light propulsion system that would involve feeding diet pills to the hyperkinetic rodents and placing them on exercise wheels..."
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