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Giant Rabbit Attacks England

  1. Apr 9, 2006 #1

    Ivan Seeking

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  3. Apr 9, 2006 #2

    brewnog

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    One of the hitmen is only 17, bless his rabbit shooting socks.
     
  4. Apr 9, 2006 #3
    Shoot the F**king rabbits!
     
  5. Apr 9, 2006 #4

    Hurkyl

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    That's no ordinary rabbit!
     
  6. Apr 9, 2006 #5
    yet another good reason to give wolram his shotgun permit!
     
  7. Apr 9, 2006 #6

    enigma

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    Does it have big gnashing teeth?
     
  8. Apr 9, 2006 #7

    brewnog

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    It gnaws no fear.
     
  9. Apr 9, 2006 #8

    Janus

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    Oh man, It's Night of the Lepus come true!
     
  10. Apr 9, 2006 #9
    Monty Python?
     
  11. Apr 9, 2006 #10

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    Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
     
  12. Apr 10, 2006 #11
    Tim: There he is!
    King Arthur: Where?
    Tim: There!
    King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
    Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
    King Arthur: You silly sod!
    Tim: What?
    King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
    Tim: Well, thaaas no ordinary rabbit. That rabbits *dynamite*
    King Arthur: Ohh.
    Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
    Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
    Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
    Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
    Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
    Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
    Sir Robin: You mangy Scots git!
    Tim: I'm warning you!
    Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
    Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
    King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
    Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

    [there's a rabbit leaping through the air, a ruptured jugular and some corny sound effects: result one dead knight.]

    People are such babies?shooting a rabbit? :rolleyes: whatever next?
     
    Last edited: Apr 10, 2006
  13. Apr 10, 2006 #12
    Get the Holy Hand gernade
    *looks in bible for directions
     
  14. Apr 10, 2006 #13

    Chi Meson

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    Gromit: ".........................
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    Wallace: "That's no ordinary rabbit, Gromit."
    Gromit"..............!"
     
  15. Apr 10, 2006 #14

    Evo

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    I needed that this morning. Why can't we watch movies at work?
     
  16. Apr 10, 2006 #15

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    I can. :approve:
    In fact, my boss brought a VCR in so I can watch my own instead of just what's on TV. :tongue:
     
  17. Apr 10, 2006 #16

    wolram

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    I bet it is a muntjac, either way they are both good eating :smile:
     
  18. Apr 10, 2006 #17

    Ivan Seeking

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    http://www.grendel.org/hunter/db/
     
    Last edited: Apr 10, 2006
  19. Apr 11, 2006 #18

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  20. Apr 11, 2006 #19

    Alkatran

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    I'm sorry, did he say BIGGER THAN A DEER??

    Would a rabbit even work after that much a size increase?
     
  21. Jan 13, 2007 #20

    Ivan Seeking

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    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,243221,00.html

    Another problem that N. Korea faces is deforestation. The demand for wood has soared due to the need for giant chopsticks.
     
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