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Girl marries dog

  1. Apr 7, 2005 #1

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    did he promise to love, honor and obey? :biggrin:

    http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/Offbeat/0,,2-1343-1347_1686523,00.html
     
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  3. Apr 7, 2005 #2

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    That's what he gets for wearing the dog suit. :rolleyes:

    Did they mention anything about whether marrying a dog makes one more prone to being blown up or catching on fire? :biggrin:
     
  4. Apr 7, 2005 #3

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    <snort>

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    Sorry.
     
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    ahhhhh hahahaha! That man sure gets around.
     
  6. Apr 7, 2005 #5

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    I guess that rules out about 95% of the Kama Sutra. :rolleyes:

    And once again I arrive just in the nick of too-late. I know I could have diverted you from that one. You and your abysmal sense of timing.

    I'm sure. :rolleyes: There you go <snorting> not in your sleep again. Not getting enough rest? :biggrin:
     
  7. Apr 7, 2005 #6

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    Don't feel too comfortable. Remember I know your 'hood. :eek:
     
  8. Apr 7, 2005 #7

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    :rofl: I like that one. The nick of too late! :rofl:

    There you go, blaming me for your lack of timing again. (Darn, now we're starting to sound like an old married couple.) :rolleyes:
     
  9. Apr 7, 2005 #8

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    I'm a light sleeper and I wake myself up. :redface: :rolleyes:
     
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    How many times must people be warned about mixed marriages...

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  11. Apr 7, 2005 #10

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    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :surprised :

    That wouldn't require you to be a light sleeper. Dogs have sensitive ears, remember. I think I'll nickname you 'Chaingun'. :biggrin:
     
  12. Apr 7, 2005 #11

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    Hey, where'd you get a picture of Aunt Mary? :eek:
     
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  14. Apr 8, 2005 #13

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    Evo, a designer of clouds should sleep deep. Make yourself a fluffy cloud and dive into it. Turn down the noisy protocols and the chattery packets. Nestle snugly into the sanctuary of gentle, soft, and welcoming ephemeral fibers bearing deep-dream transmissions. :zzz:
     
  15. Apr 8, 2005 #14

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    I would never have believed I'd say this to a woman like you, but I think you're putting me to sleep. Is your specialty perchance going to be hypnotherapy?
     
  16. Apr 8, 2005 #15

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    Danger, I am going to count to seven. With each count your desire to please me will become stronger..1..2..3..4..5..6..7..
    Danger, please mow the lawn now.
     
  17. Apr 8, 2005 #16

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    I must be older than I thought. That almost worked. :eek:

    At the risk of sounding cliched, I wonder how much they'll charge for the pups.

    The vet? :bugeye:
     
  19. Apr 8, 2005 #18

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    I'm still trying to figure out the logic behind this. OK, I think maybe I have part of it- if you're the dog's wife, cats aren't going to mess with you. Kind of a stretch, but I can imagine it working on a symbolic level.

    The other part about hungry tiger attracting teeth abnormalities... that's just bizarre. Maybe it's some form of divination of the future that is done by examining a person's teeth.
     
  20. Apr 8, 2005 #19

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    If you can come up with one that a pack of tigers are scared of, you can make a bloody fortune in the guard-dog business.
     
  21. Apr 8, 2005 #20

    Ivan Seeking

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    I did a little checking. Perhaps the custom relates to this:

    p29/30 of 59.
    http://orissagov.nic.in/e-magazine/Orissareview/nov2004/englishPdf/pdfeng.pdf

    Maybe the tiger thinks the dog is Gasaapenu?

    a related site:
    http://www.odissi.com/bbsr/aboutbbsr.htm
     
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