Give Some Advice

  1. Anyone have any advice they can give? i personally have decisions to make and could use some outside input. And i'm sure there're others out there looking for some wise words. So toss in your two cents and guide us wandering sheep!
     
  2. jcsd
  3. Put on clean underwear everyday in case you get hit by a car and have to go to the hospital.
     
  4. Evo

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    Don't forget to shave your armpits.
     
  5. Never eat anything bigger than your head.
     
  6. To the Ladies:

    Ladies,

    If you are looking for a man who is sensitive, caring, and good-looking: He likely has a boyfriend.

    :frown:
     
  7. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Lao-tzu
     

  8. That is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

    Danger, quit slacking!
     
  9. Danger

    Danger 9,878
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    My best advice is to not admit that you're a sheep when I'm around.
     

  10. good job.

    My advice: Don't get involved with people who are devotees of Machiavelli. We are likely to pull strings and push buttons just for the hell of it. We're not nice people.
     
  11. Ahh the Mach, I need to read that book he wrote, you know the one.

    edit.. The Prince, and maybe Art of War. Any good?
     
  12. Danger

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    Didn't he make someone else write it for him? :confused:
     

  13. Yeah I do.
     
  14. baaaaaad mental images. that's a mistake i won't make again...
     
  15. Let people earn there trust and respect, don't just assume they diserve it.
     
  16. enigma

    enigma 1,815
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    Never put off for tomorrow what you can put off for day after tomorrow.
     
  17. cronxeh

    cronxeh 1,232
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    use the rubber.
     
  18. The Prince, I enjoyed it very much. The Art of War is mostly common sense really.

    Don't be afraid, your life is not going to be over, take it easy.
     
  19. Other advice: Don't take my advice. Ever.
     
  20. Hurkyl

    Hurkyl 16,089
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    Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
    -James Thurber
    (I think)
     
  21. The early bird gets the worm, but the late worm lives!
     
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