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  1. Dec 12, 2005 #1
    Anyone have any advice they can give? i personally have decisions to make and could use some outside input. And i'm sure there're others out there looking for some wise words. So toss in your two cents and guide us wandering sheep!
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  3. Dec 12, 2005 #2
    Put on clean underwear everyday in case you get hit by a car and have to go to the hospital.
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    Don't forget to shave your armpits.
  5. Dec 12, 2005 #4
    Never eat anything bigger than your head.
  6. Dec 12, 2005 #5
    To the Ladies:


    If you are looking for a man who is sensitive, caring, and good-looking: He likely has a boyfriend.

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    The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Lao-tzu
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    That is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

    Danger, quit slacking!
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    My best advice is to not admit that you're a sheep when I'm around.
  10. Dec 12, 2005 #9

    good job.

    My advice: Don't get involved with people who are devotees of Machiavelli. We are likely to pull strings and push buttons just for the hell of it. We're not nice people.
  11. Dec 12, 2005 #10
    Ahh the Mach, I need to read that book he wrote, you know the one.

    edit.. The Prince, and maybe Art of War. Any good?
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    Didn't he make someone else write it for him? :confused:
  13. Dec 12, 2005 #12

    Yeah I do.
  14. Dec 12, 2005 #13
    baaaaaad mental images. that's a mistake i won't make again...
  15. Dec 12, 2005 #14
    Let people earn there trust and respect, don't just assume they diserve it.
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    Never put off for tomorrow what you can put off for day after tomorrow.
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    use the rubber.
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    The Prince, I enjoyed it very much. The Art of War is mostly common sense really.

    Don't be afraid, your life is not going to be over, take it easy.
  19. Dec 13, 2005 #18
    Other advice: Don't take my advice. Ever.
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    Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
    -James Thurber
    (I think)
  21. Dec 13, 2005 #20
    The early bird gets the worm, but the late worm lives!
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