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GURU awards

  1. Nov 2, 2005 #1

    Evo

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    The guru awards will be coming up in a few weeks and it's looking pretty bleak for GD. NO ONE IS FUNNY ANYMORE. :grumpy:

    BE FUNNY DAMNIT!!!!!

    I want to see rampant fun and frivolity here for the next few weeks. :devil:
     
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  3. Nov 2, 2005 #2

    Pengwuino

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    *starts packing UPS boxes full of chocolates*

    What's your address again Evo?
     
  4. Nov 2, 2005 #3

    Evo

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    Looks like we have our first candidate. :approve:
     
  5. Nov 2, 2005 #4

    Moonbear

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    Wait, Evo, don't we have to agree on nominees? (Hint hint to Pengwuino :wink:)
     
  6. Nov 2, 2005 #5

    Pengwuino

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    And who do I make it out to?
     
  7. Nov 2, 2005 #6

    Evo

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    Yep, pengwuino needs to double up that load.

    Ah, this is going to be a very good holiday season. There *is* a reason the awards are held this time of year. :wink:
     
  8. Nov 2, 2005 #7
    Chocolate? Psshhh. How about your own personal assistant for a month? (and chocolate)
     
  9. Nov 2, 2005 #8

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    I think Jameson just made the call-back list. :approve:
     
  10. Nov 2, 2005 #9
    Niels Bohr walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?"
     
  11. Nov 2, 2005 #10
    Pfft, these tactics never worked for anyone.


    How about this, nominate me or I will kill you.
    :)
     
  12. Nov 2, 2005 #11

    Evo

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    Ooooh, the winner of this year's "Funniest Member Award" may not even be funny. :tongue2:
     
  13. Nov 2, 2005 #12

    Evo

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    Send chocolate or I'll ban you. :devil: :biggrin: o:)
     
  14. Nov 2, 2005 #13

    Evo

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    I think zooby qualifies. (thanks for the beautiful picture :!!) )
     
  15. Nov 2, 2005 #14

    JamesU

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    Evo. I am not going to waste my time sending you chocolates as a bribe what's your address? I think I have enough talent (chocolate) to win this myself. I want to go for the most improved member award.your chocolate will arrive on friday :biggrin:
     
  16. Nov 2, 2005 #15
    Are you implying that I am not funny?
     
  17. Nov 2, 2005 #16

    JamesU

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    I will not attemt to sugarcoat this

    yes
     
  18. Nov 2, 2005 #17
    I would probably send some, but tons of people have asked for your address and you haven't said it yet :mad:
     
  19. Nov 2, 2005 #18
    Where does nomination and voting take place? Feedback & Announcements?
     
  20. Nov 2, 2005 #19

    Pengwuino

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    I'm going to try an even newer method.

    I'll kill every other candidate

    Ooooo evo gave me a private message :!!) :!!) :!!) :!!)

    Think this race is already over
     
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  21. Nov 2, 2005 #20
    In general, is humor a quality you're born with or is it due to environmental conditions?
     
  22. Nov 2, 2005 #21
    Humour: One of the four fluids of the body, blood, phlegm, choler, and black bile, whose relative proportions were thought in ancient and medieval physiology to determine a person's disposition and general health.

    I think that you're born with it but it's influenced by environmental conditions.:biggrin:
     
  23. Nov 2, 2005 #22
    I think humor is situational.
     
  24. Nov 2, 2005 #23
    So people who are comedians and stuff are special then... I thought humor could me taught and stuff... So if you aren't born with it, then it's not possible to be a Rosie O'Donald or Chris Rock etc...
     
  25. Nov 2, 2005 #24
    I'm very serious about humor.
     
  26. Nov 3, 2005 #25
    I just hope that this can be a good clean contest this year, with no dirty tactics like bribing the judges with sweet, tasty, melt-in-your-mouth, confections made from the finest ingredients and shipped to their doors. :wink:

    When you think about it, the whole idea of giving sexual favors just for a nomination, is just...well it just makes me shudder and moan uncontrollably for hours and hours.:wink::tongue2:

    So lets just keep this a good clean contest this year. Right Evo, Moonbear? :wink::wink:
     
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