Gypsy Curse Turns Entire Supreme Court Bench Liberal

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In summary, a gypsy curse has caused conservative Supreme Court justices to become liberals, causing chaos among the GOP. The curse was a result of a ruling against gypsies, leading Republicans to seek favor with them and other groups associated with magic.
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CARAVAN, Calif. -- A gypsy curse has transformed conservative Supreme Court justices into liberals, leaving GOP leaders howling like werewolves.

"This is obviously a huge blow to the party, not to mention the United States of America," said North Carolina Republican Senator Kurt Krewcut, 56. "Those lifetime liberal justices could hand down decisions that'll have us living in the land of the 'freak' and the home of the 'bong.'"

The curse came about after the Supreme Court ruled against a band of gypsies. The Romanian expatriates were suing the city of Caravan, Calif., for discrimination and harassment.

"I could see several of those justices looking down their noses at us in court," said Syeira Purrum, 82. "After the verdict, I stood up and said, 'Many of you have no hearts. Well tomorrow they will bleed.' "

Purrum was taken into custody by police who mistook her comments as a death threat. Her words took on a different meaning, however, when staunch conservative justices awoke the next morning as "bleeding heart" liberals.

Following a brief panic and prayer sessions, Republicans have been seeking to win favor with the gypsies, making frequent visits to camps across the country and handing out 'We are the Gypsy's Own Party' buttons.

Quick to adapt, GOP strategists are looking beyond this crisis to seek out other groups associated with magic and spells, such as witches and wizards.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61724
 
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The Band of Gypsies was OK, but I like the original trio lineup.:biggrin:
 
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To good to be true.
 

1. How did the gypsy curse turn the entire Supreme Court bench liberal?

According to the legend, a gypsy woman placed a curse on the Supreme Court bench during a trial in which her family was wrongfully convicted. The curse was said to have caused a sudden change in the judges' beliefs and values, leading them to become more liberal in their decisions.

2. Is there any scientific evidence to support the idea of a gypsy curse?

There is no scientific evidence to support the idea of a gypsy curse or any form of supernatural phenomenon. The concept of curses and their effects on individuals is not supported by scientific research.

3. Can a curse really change someone's political beliefs?

There is no scientific evidence to suggest that a curse can change someone's political beliefs. A person's political beliefs are shaped by a variety of factors, including their upbringing, education, and life experiences.

4. How long did it take for the curse to take effect on the Supreme Court bench?

This is unknown, as the idea of a gypsy curse is purely fictional and there is no evidence to suggest that it had any effect on the Supreme Court bench.

5. Has the gypsy curse been lifted from the Supreme Court bench?

There is no evidence to suggest that the gypsy curse has been lifted from the Supreme Court bench. The concept of a curse is not supported by science, and it is likely that the sudden change in the judges' decisions was due to other factors.

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