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Happy Birthday, Master LeBrad

  1. Jun 28, 2006 #1

    honestrosewater

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    Happy Birthday, Master LeBrad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

    Happy Birthday, Master LeBrad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111two

    Shrink this, buddy!

    Derp.
     
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  3. Jun 28, 2006 #2
    Either somebody stole my name or April is coming later and later these days...
     
  4. Jun 28, 2006 #3

    honestrosewater

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    Make up your mind.
     
  5. Jun 28, 2006 #4
    I have made it up. And my decision is, that John Lynch's chin is too big.
     
  6. Jun 28, 2006 #5

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    I take it, then, that you've never seen him naked. The chin adds balance.
     
  7. Jun 28, 2006 #6
    You mean because of the giant wart on his tush?
     
  8. Jun 28, 2006 #7

    honestrosewater

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    That's not his tush; that's your hand.
     
  9. Jun 28, 2006 #8
    My hand's on his tush? He must have turned around when I wasn't looking.

    Anyway, in celebration of what may or may not be my birthday, I have developed a new dart throw!
     
  10. Jun 28, 2006 #9

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    That's not a dart; that's a squash. You must be playing squash or cricket.
     
  11. Jun 28, 2006 #10
    Hmm, I didn't think my hallway was large enough for a squash court. Maybe I was in fact playing Cricket. Judging by your cricket expertise and how badly you misspelled NoseRoseToes you are clearly foreign, and therefore this is clearly a clever scam to get me to play soccer. But I'm sorry, I refuse to play. I tried once, but all of the flopping to the ground in an attempt to draw fouls caused me to develop a giant wart on my bottom.
     
  12. Jun 29, 2006 #11

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    Why must you blame everyone for your wart?
     
  13. Jun 29, 2006 #12

    honestrosewater

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    That reminds me of a funny story.
    LeBrad: SpaceTiger, why did you kiss my ear?
    SpaceTiger: Why are you calling me 'SpaceTiger'?
    LeBrad: Nevermind that. Ask me something else.
    SpaceTiger: Why are you holding my hand?
    LeBrad: Where's your other hand?
    SpaceTiger: Between two warts.
    LeBrad: Those aren't warts!!!!!
    SpaceTiger and LeBrad [jumping out of bed]: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!​
    Haha, good times. Okay, I think this thread is in danger of losing its innocence. New topic: Feminism needs a new slogan. I propose an old favorite:

    Cats rule. Dogs drool. (P.S. Women are cats. Men are dogs.)

    Thoughts? Suggestions?
     
  14. Jun 29, 2006 #13
    Because usually it's the easiest thing to do.

    I have a better story involving him and I, but it starts and ends in a bathtub so you may not be interested.

    How about "Up with Mini-Skirts". I haven't heard that one since my days in 'Nam.

    Or better yet: "Men are from Mars, Women are from Uranus". I like this one because it explains are women are so crappy. I think I read it in a book somewhere.
     
  15. Jun 29, 2006 #14

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    That reminds me, how is your mother?
    Good call. Skip the story. The pictures should suffice.
    They let boys wear minis over there? I hope you weren't wearing your man thongs.
    MAD Magazine is not a book.
     
  16. Jun 29, 2006 #15

    Math Is Hard

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    I was going to wish you a happy birthday, LeBrad, but this seems to be a private party between you and RoseNoseToes.
    I'll just be going now.

    *Tips toes backwards towards door and closes it quietly*
     
  17. Jun 29, 2006 #16
    Hey, leave TowsKnowsRows out of this, this is between you and I.

    Since you asked, I will let you stay if you

    a.) Hate soccer

    b.) Can name a near-Beatle not named Alec Baldwin

    or c.) Refer to me from now on as Master LeBrad
     
  18. Jun 29, 2006 #17

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    Oh, man, you're gonna get it now. MIH puts the rock in sprocket, and I think it's you that should do something for her so that she will stay. (But if anyone wants to name the near-Beatle, I won't stop you.)
     
  19. Jun 29, 2006 #18

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    Oh, dear. I can tell this is going to be one of those high-maintenance friendships. But maybe it's worth it. I think you're a pretty decent, upstanding fella. I don't care what Rose says. :biggrin:

    Now, I don't know if I truly hate soccer, or if I just don't understand it. I don't know any near-Beatles, but I know a few "5th Beatles". As for "Master LeBrad"... Is that your rap name?:confused:
     
  20. Jun 29, 2006 #19

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    Psst... MIH, ask him about flopping.

    Oh, no, wait. DON'T ask him about flopping. Yeah, that's the ticket.

    I guessed the near-Beatle already, by the bye.


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    Last edited: Jun 29, 2006
  21. Jun 29, 2006 #20
    You only guessed it because I told you.

    You can be my friend if you make NRT give me Derp back.
     
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