Hello, I'm old here!

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Welcome.

Please don't feed the inmates.
Unless its chocolate.
And well before bedtime.
 
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Welcome, messed up Oldrain!:biggrin:
 
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arildno
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Welcome, messed up Oldrain!:biggrin:

If something ails you when you sail around here at PF, please don't slai yourself! :smile:
 
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Hi, my name is Borek and I am a PFholic.

Or is it not a therapy thread?
 
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Hi, my name is Borek and I am a PFholic.

To be a PFholic is betten than to be ork or kobre. You can get broke, though, so you should try to korbe your desire to visit us.

Sorry about the grammar. :smile:
 
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That 'Lame Jokes' thread is fun, but it's inspiring WRONG behaviour. :rofl:

@Borek: *group responds* "Welcome Borek!" :biggrin:
 
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Welcome, friends (you both :smile:)
 
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Dear Abby,

I've been a PFer for many years now. I'm thinking of getting married to the most wonderful girl in the world. My father is a drug addict and my mother is an alcoholic. My sister is a prostitute and by cousin is a welfare cheat. What I need to know Abby, is should I tell my girlfriend that I'm a PFer?

Steady as we go in Oswego.
 
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Dear Abby,

I've been a PFer for many years now. I'm thinking of getting married to the most wonderful girl in the world. My father is a drug addict and my mother is an alcoholic. My sister is a prostitute and by cousin is a welfare cheat. What I need to know Abby, is should I tell my girlfriend that I'm a PFer?

Steady as we go in Oswego.

dear Jimmy.
I would say yes.
Your family situation is like a slippery slope, eventually your girlfriend will find out that you are ALSO a PFer in addition to everything else she has learned about you and your family.

I wish your girlfriend the best of sense&luck,

Abby (forwarded by Arildno)
 
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Dear Abby,

I've been a PFer for many years now. I'm thinking of getting married to the most wonderful girl in the world. My father is a drug addict and my mother is an alcoholic. My sister is a prostitute and by cousin is a welfare cheat. What I need to know Abby, is should I tell my girlfriend that I'm a PFer?

Steady as we go in Oswego.

Hmmm... given that array of family members I'd strongly consider your choice in a partner before... or if... marriage is an issue! :wink:

Comedian and Writer Dana Gould said:
Why did I adopt kids? I dunno. Let me look at my family: religious weirdo, gun nut, biker, boozer, dead tooth, too many cats, the guy who talks to his truck. Hmmm. Maybe I adopted because genetically my [testicles] are full of poison.
 
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Steady as we go in Oswego.

Don't tell her you're living in Kansas.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oswego,_Kansas" [Broken]
 
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Don't tell her you're living in Kansas.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oswego,_Kansas" [Broken]

...And we just lost Kansas. :wink:
 
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:grumpy:

Sorry, sorry... it just made me think of Richard Sher on NPR's "Says You!". Very occasionally the audience reacts to a political or regional joke, and he'll pip up with, "well, we just lost that sponsor..."

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