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How Can A Student Pass?

  1. Feb 12, 2005 #1
    How Can A Student Pass????

    It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the yearONLY has
    365' days.

    Typical academic year for a student:

    1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days
    left 313.

    2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to
    study.Days left 263.

    3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

    4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

    5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing
    properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

    6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means
    15 days. days left 81.

    7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

    8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.Balance 6 days.

    9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

    10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.

    11. That 1 day is your birthday.
    How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!
    Balance = 0
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  4. Feb 12, 2005 #3
    thx Klusener....i don't know where to put where..by the way i study in 9th standard.
  5. Feb 12, 2005 #4
    Revise in your holidays and exam days, that's what i did. And I dont take sick days, and as a student I'm too poor to afford movies.

    Also did you subtract your sleep, eatting and sundays etc from your holidays? If so, then you've subtracted the same day twice :P
  6. Feb 12, 2005 #5


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    It's easy, students don't get weekends and holidays off, you don't get to sleep, and who told you you could socialize? Get back to studying! :rofl:
  7. Feb 12, 2005 #6

    Yeah really, there where things in there i've never heard of.

    Sleep? Holiday? What's wrong with you man!?!?!
  8. Feb 12, 2005 #7
    you guys, maybe its just me, but i spend every second possible studying, by leaving all forms of relaxation and fun activities behind.

    ...except for my birthday. :D
  9. Feb 12, 2005 #8

    I have a birthday?

    Really, i don't consider birthdays a big deal. More often than not i only know its mine because someone else tells me.
  10. Feb 12, 2005 #9
    I had seven hour labs on my birthday, with a 1 hour test. So no, you can't not study on your birthday.
  11. Feb 12, 2005 #10

    Ouches, i feel your pain.
  12. Feb 12, 2005 #11
    my birthday's on new year's eve.

    its the law to party, even if i've never stayed awake past midnight my birthday (or on new years...?).
  13. Feb 12, 2005 #12
    8hrs of sleep daily? I thought it was 8hrs weekly.
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    It IS!! Now quit slacking and get back to work! :rofl:
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    In elementary school I was sent to the office for doing nothing. People working there ask me why my teacher sent me. I say "I did nothing." My teacher comes in and she is asked why I was sent, she replies "He didn't do his homework." Like I did anything :rofl:
  16. Feb 12, 2005 #15

    No, no, 8 hrs monthly
  17. Feb 13, 2005 #16
    screw studying, there are too many video games to be played
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