How sad you are

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From an email I got:

One time, there was a very poor man named bob. bob had a friend names fred who worked at microsoft. fred knew about bob's financial problems, and since bob was very smart, he tried to get bob a job at the company.

bob did very well at his interviw. he answered all his questions correctly, and impressed the boss. then, he was asked: 'okay, we can start you at $15 an hour, now, I need your email address'. bob told the man that he was ver poor and didn't own a computer, have an email address or have any knowledge on the subject. bob was rejected.

On his way home, bob noticed a guy selling 10 tomatoes for $5. he just happened to have $5, and bought the tomatoes.

He was waiting for a car to pass at the crosswalk when the man in the car said, 'hey, how much do you want for those tomatoes, I have $10.' bob sold the tomatoes and made his profit.

The next day, bob bought 25 tomatoes for $12.50, and eventually sold them for $50. he repeated this precess every day.

by the end of the year, bob had earned quite a bit of money in the tomato sales, he soon bought a truck to be able to transport tomatoes.

by the end of the next year, he had a large area where he and his family grew tomatoes and other plants, and 3 more trucks. he was making about $100,000 a year.

5 years later, microsoft was firing off a whole load of people, of of them was fred. fred was forced to sell his home, and became homeless; bob offered him a small shack, because bob was now making over $5,000,000 in sales.

which means that by having an email address, you are more likely to become homeless than a millionare :biggrin:
 

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Aarrrgh ! You completely massacred the punchline (not to say anything of the math :wink:). Anyway, to modify the story ...

At the beginning, Bob was very poor and was "interviewing" for the position of janitor, at Microsoft.

<and after Yomamma's story>

...Millionaire Bob decides one day, to buy insurance. At the end of the process, the insurance agent asks Bob for him email address. Bob replies that he does not own a computer and has no email address. The agent is shocked. He exclaims, "How on earth have you managed to amass such wealth without the Internet, E-mail and e-commerce? Just imagine where you would have been by now, if you had been connected from the very start!"

After a moment's silence, Bob replies: "I would have been a janitor at Microsoft!"
 
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Thank you Gokul, that is much better!
 
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Chi Meson
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No! No! A million times NO!

That was a mutilation of a very famous short story by W. Somerset Maugham called "The Verger." Read it here:
http://www.sinden.org/verger.html

edit: or at least go see the last few lines of this story.
 
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Does everyone know the similar one about the homeless man living on the beach, and his rich, fishing-corporation-owning friend?
 
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Chi Meson said:
No! No! A million times NO!

That was a mutilation of a very famous short story by W. Somerset Maugham called "The Verger." Read it here:
http://www.sinden.org/verger.html

edit: or at least go see the last few lines of this story.
Mutilation of Maugham story??
I'm with Chi Meson here; that's sacrilege..

Everyone should read "The Verger"; it's a great story.
 
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Mutilation of Maugham story??
I'm with Chi Meson here; that's sacrilege..

Everyone should read "The Verger"; it's a great story.
Is it about a man who trims the grass on the side of roads? Sounds :zzz: .
 
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No, that's "the Merger" by J. Alphabet Balm. Often confused with each other.
 
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Does anyone know about the boy who cried wolf?
 
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No, my culture has a different version. The boy cried "Linux" instead and everyone lived happily ever after.
 

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