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  1. Oct 24, 2012 #1
    I would like to introduce myself. My name is Dr Leonard Hofstadter. I am 26 years old. I have an IQ of 173. I got my PhD from Princeton University. I received a dissertation of the year award for my doctoral paper on experimental particle physics. My work as an experimental physicist often includes the use of lasers, such as a helium-neon laser or free-electron laser, and my research topics have varied from Bose-Einstein condensates and foundations of quantum mechanics to soft cosmic rays at sea level and development of novel rocket propellants. I must say that I do feel quite alone despite all that I have done in my life. Additionally, I keep seeing people that are not there walking out of my closet and out of the door to my room.
     
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    I also keep having moments in time where I think I am a 114 year old man who was on the titanic as a small boy with only one leg and no arms who managed to escape somehow. Am I alone in this?
     
  4. Oct 24, 2012 #3

    arildno

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    And your favourite fish is?
     
  5. Oct 24, 2012 #4
    The Beluga Sturgeon. I also have a bladder only half the size of the normal size of a man of my size and height 5'6" and 165lbs.
     
  6. Oct 24, 2012 #5
    My favorite meat is Wagyu Steak. I also love Samundari Khazana, a very delicious curry.
     
  7. Oct 24, 2012 #6
    What a coincidence. My name is Dr. Leonard Hofstadter too.
     
  8. Oct 24, 2012 #7
    Did Penny dump you again? :cry::uhh:
     
  9. Oct 24, 2012 #8

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    Buhbye banned pooping fetish crackpot tionisxviii and tionisxix!

    If this guy posts again, please report them.
     
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  10. Oct 24, 2012 #9

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    Banned BEFORE the fish ceremony?
    That's a new record, I think..
     
  11. Oct 24, 2012 #10

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    He's been banned 3 times today.
     
  12. Oct 24, 2012 #11

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    I had just fastened my grip onto a slimy Beluga tail..:cry:
     
  13. Oct 24, 2012 #12

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    Give 'em a good post mortem whack!!!
     
  14. Oct 24, 2012 #13
    There's that gender neutral 'them' guys.
     
  15. Oct 25, 2012 #14

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    "Smacks a rotting Beluga on a dead PF troll."

    Yes, that WAS satisfactory! :approve:
     
  16. Oct 25, 2012 #15

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    We need a Smack-A-Troll game!
     
  17. Oct 25, 2012 #16

    arildno

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    Perhaps those who get banned should be compulsorily whacked with a ROTTING fish?
    Or let the dread sunlight shine upon them, and turn them all to stone?

    I believe this ought to become the main topic of conversation within the moderator team for the next few weeks..
     
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