# I am the living Universe (please discuss)

Basically this is my theory.

I created this Universe and everything else using a source of infinite energy called Brian.

Brain exists outside space-time and so eventually evolves into a higher life-form made up of all of energy.

Originally posted by emanon
Basically this is my theory.

I created this Universe and everything else using a source of infinite energy called Brian.

Brain exists outside space-time and so eventually evolves into a higher life-form made up of all of energy.

So you're the one responsible.... I want to lodge a few complaints about quality control. Just because you are so high and mighty doesn't mean you should just ignore the little folks! Either cough up some serious home improvements or I'm gonna start a new religion with you on the bottom of the social ladder as a slum lord!

An advanced stage of the Messiah Complex, you are just schizophrenic

A while ago I found a white rock, I declared it God. It was very powerful and I attributed every good thing in the world to it. It did not eat, drink, or sleep. It was God...I threw it down and broke it.

Originally posted by emanon
Basically this is my theory.

I created this Universe and everything else using a source of infinite energy called Brian.

Brain exists outside space-time and so eventually evolves into a higher life-form made up of all of energy.

Well, while I could take the road that others have taken here, I'm not going to point out the seemingly egotistical nature of this idea. I'm just going to ask you how something could possibly exist "outside of space-time". Think about it, "outside" denotes a position, and position is judged according to the spacetime dimensions.

Everyone's a critic...

Well really. I was Scizophrenic DSR a few years back, and that is how I worked it all out. Well actually it does not have to be me personally, but maybe me, or some other monkey did create the Universe from infinite energy?

If you watch star trek then it is not that difficult to imagine, given an infinite amount of time and energy, I am sure something could be created to get the job done.

Then all you need to access that 'something'.

Example:
Computer: Tea Earl grey.

Or maybe it was
One Universe, expanding without end...

Originally posted by emanon
Everyone's a critic...

Well really. I was Scizophrenic DSR a few years back, and that is how I worked it all out. Well actually it does not have to be me personally, but maybe me, or some other monkey did create the Universe from infinite energy?

If you watch star trek then it is not that difficult to imagine, given an infinite amount of time and energy, I am sure something could be created to get the job done.

You really don't see that there is nothing at the end of infinity, and that there is in fact no end to infinity (which rules out acting on an idea that would take infinite time)?

Alexander
Originally posted by emanon
Basically this is my theory.

I created this Universe and everything else using a source of infinite energy called Brian.

Brain exists outside space-time and so eventually evolves into a higher life-form made up of all of energy.

Any proof?

drag

Originally posted by Alexander
Any proof?
I intended to post an even shorter response
(just the second word and the question mark),
but Alexander beat me to it.
Originally posted by emanon
Computer: Tea Earl grey.
+ HOT !
Picard sure knew how to pick a brand of tea.

Live long and prosper.

Originally posted by emanon
Basically this is my theory.

I created this Universe and everything else using a source of infinite energy called Brian.

Brain exists outside space-time and so eventually evolves into a higher life-form made up of all of energy.

This is too sloppy defined to be called a 'theory'.

Hmmm. Well at least you have humour, this theory about life of Brian....

Originally posted by emanon
Basically this is my theory.

I created this Universe and everything else using a source of infinite energy called Brian.

Brain exists outside space-time and so eventually evolves into a higher life-form made up of all of energy.

I just wanna know two things; is Brian the name of the Brain, and, do you know the Mind?

Proof?

Well surely you are living proof that Brian (the living Universe) exists, unless of course you are telling me that you do not exist. In which case I am wasting my time replying to your question.

Brian is the living Universe, as I just said, made up of the sum of all living organisms over all time. You have seen the infinity symbol used in maths in such cases, I am sure.

Now imagine a way of looking at Brian outside time.

Do you get my drift?
Or am I dealing with high school sheep only?
Bah-bah...I am just kidding...you are goats aren't you?
[zz)]

Ivan Seeking
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Originally posted by emanon
Basically this is my theory.

I created this Universe and everything else using a source of infinite energy called Brian.

Brain exists outside space-time and so eventually evolves into a higher life-form made up of all of energy.

I know things you don't; therefore you have it backwards.
Thus: I created this Universe and everything else using a source of infinite energy called Ivan. QED

You would need to explain further, but I can assure you that his name is Brian. Maybe you created a parallel Universe by mistake???

Ah, that must be where I left my car keys...

Alexander
You are all wrong. My parrot created God(s), all universes and some of souls, Adams and Eves, and Pepsi-Cola. He did that when he accidentally swallowed infinite space-time vacuum from a white hole (parrot found this hole in my back door, about 2" from bottom of door).

Donate $9.95 today to support the Creator of it all - my parrot! You'll be saved then and will live after your death in eternity, unlimited wealth, and enormous harmony, and high above all other miserable mortal humans. (Include SASE with your pledge if you wish to get 3"x5" certificate of eternal life). We accept money orders, all major cards, gold coins, laptops, flat panel monitors, and DVD recorders. For large volume donations our representative/appraiser will be glad to visit you and arrange all paperwork and physical transfer of valuables on site. No CRT monitors, please. Last edited by a moderator: Originally posted by BoulderHead I just wanna know two things; is Brian the name of the Brain, and, do you know the Mind? LOL! Originally posted by Alexander You are all wrong. My parrot created God(s), all universes and some of souls, Adams and Eves, and Pepsi-Cola. He did that when he accidentally swallowed infinite space-time vacuum from a white hole (parrot found this hole in my back door, about 2" from bottom of door). Donate$9.95 today to support the Creator of it all - my parrot!

You'll be saved then and will live after your death in eternity, unlimited wealth, and enormous harmony, and high above all other miserable mortal humans. (Include SASE with your pledge if you wish to get 3"x5" certificate of eternal life).

We accept money orders, all major cards, gold coins, laptops, flat panel monitors, and DVD recorders. For large volume donations our representative/appraiser will be glad to visit you and arrange all paperwork and physical transfer of valuables on site.

Hehe, and the funniest part is, this makes just as much sense as religion!

Tube is a major turn-off.

Hehe, and the funniest part is, this makes just as much sense as religion!

I completely disagree...it makes far much more sense.

Originally posted by emanon
Brain ... evolves into a higher life-form made up of all of energy.
He's my Son ... part of my substance.

Alexander:
Again, your Universe is either a parallel Universe or else it collapsed.

It took me three attempts to create this one (Universe) so it is not surprising you lot are getting confused.

If you look at the energy signiture of a photon you will find my copyright mark embedded in it's quantum well.

However, to confirm this, you will first need to develop a way of measuring tiny discrepencies in the energy flow. currently the only system capable of doing this are brains.

Religion is a social club, I am only a member of the Automobile Association, so really, I do not join clubs, as a rule. Well apart from when I was at University, and then I was a club whore...

I enjoy your banta, it is quite interesting. Although the alternate Universe theory is a little iffy.

Let me just add that when I say, 'I' created the Universe, I mean to say that I started it off. It sort of creates itself, you just need to initialise it.

It is no different from fertalising an egg in that sense.

I am a proud father...

Although Einstien appears to have allowed you monkeys to tear it's fabric using FISSION, which is an infinite reaction and so will, over time destroy my baby, so really I am quite sad and annoyed with you lot.

Hamanity score U

Hmm. He calls us sheep, goats, and monkeys....

Originally posted by THE MIND
He's my Son ... part of my substance.
I think your boy needs a good 'substance' lashing...

Originally posted by Mentat
You really don't see that there is nothing at the end of infinity, and that there is in fact no end to infinity (which rules out acting on an idea that would take infinite time)?

And if the Universe is truly "eternal", then it doesn't need a "creator".

Originally posted by M. Gaspar
And if the Universe is truly "eternal", then it doesn't need a "creator".
And yet what if the Universe was a manifestation of that "Eternal Creator?"

Originally posted by Iacchus32
And yet what if the Universe was a manifestation of that "Eternal Creator?"

And who created the "Creator"?

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