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I had sex today!

  1. Apr 1, 2005 #1
    Well, no actually I didn't. o:)
     
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  3. Apr 1, 2005 #2

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    You admitted it just in time. I was about to ask if there were any witnesses.
     
  4. Apr 1, 2005 #3
    Me neither :frown:
     
  5. Apr 1, 2005 #4

    Ivan Seeking

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    In that case the rest of us have cause for celebration! :biggrin:
     
  6. Apr 1, 2005 #5

    Danger

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    Yup. Keep the clownfish out of the gene pool. :biggrin:
     
  7. Apr 1, 2005 #6
    Amen to that.
     
  8. Apr 1, 2005 #7

    Moonbear

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    I was more worried about smurfette having a baby smurf.
     
  9. Apr 1, 2005 #8

    arildno

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    NOW:
    You are all very ungracious towards smurf.
    There are lots of others at PF who also should be weeded out of the gene pool..:grumpy: (:confused:)
     
  10. Apr 1, 2005 #9

    Danger

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    Now that you mention it, your family tree has its share of nuts and squirrels...
     
  11. Apr 1, 2005 #10

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    I am the fruit of a long line of Danish nobility (on my great-grandmother's side) which traces its ancestry to, amongst others, Harald Hairfair the first Viking king of Norway (besides, my great-grandmother's last name was Hindenburg, so I've got German noble blood as well)

    It is time this ancient family came to rest, don't you think?
     
  12. Apr 1, 2005 #11

    Danger

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    Right... sorry; I forgot to mention fruits. :biggrin:
     
  13. Apr 1, 2005 #12

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    Oops.. :blushing:
     
  14. Apr 1, 2005 #13

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    Oh great! Just when I have the upper hand, I have to call a truce. Really. Since I now have Evo's permission to sleep, and have not done much of that in several days, and have to work in the morning (it's 1:35am here)... I'm gone. Catch you later. :zzz:
     
  15. Apr 1, 2005 #14
    I didn't either..but one of my cats got real friendly with a throw rug.:rolleyes:
     
  16. Apr 1, 2005 #15

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  17. Apr 1, 2005 #16
    Good job Smurf: I read the thread title, laughed, saw who it was from, laughed, thought it about it being april fools, and then laughed again. :smile:
     
  18. Apr 1, 2005 #17
    Pull the other one.


    Or was that what you did? :biggrin: :tongue2:
     
  19. Apr 1, 2005 #18
    The topic reads a little like a news story. It probably should begin with...

    "This just in..." :tongue2:
     
  20. Apr 1, 2005 #19
    I live to please
     
  21. Apr 1, 2005 #20
    Mentors, shouldn't this thread be placed in the Skepticism and Debunking forum? :tongue: :biggrin:
     
  22. Apr 1, 2005 #21

    Evo

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    It would have if he hadn't admitted it didn't happen. :tongue:

    I think if I had sex it would qualify for a spot on Ripley's Believe it or Not. :frown:
     
  23. Apr 1, 2005 #22
    Evo, if you really do look like your avatar, you just aren't trying. :tongue2:

    ooops forgot the macro:

    I mean this of course in a platonic way that my wife would not mind in any possible way. o:)

    I think the angel smiley is a nice touch to add to the believability of that statement. :biggrin:
     
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  24. Apr 1, 2005 #23

    Evo

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    I guess I'd actually have to leave the house, huh? :tongue:
     
  25. Apr 1, 2005 #24
    That could help.

    It's hard to start a fire if you keep the matches underwater. :tongue2:
     
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  26. Apr 1, 2005 #25

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    But he just admitted that it wasn't.:confused:

    If it's about that doggie, I can explain...

    No... if you could just spot me the airfare... :tongue2:

    She doesn't need matches. She's like one of those boyscout crickets. She starts fires by rubbing her hind legs together... :devil:
     
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