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I hate cats!

  1. Aug 7, 2004 #1

    Ivan Seeking

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    They are selfish, stubborn, inconsiderate, and generally rotten.

    Cats are evil!

    They run off for days at a time without giving any consideration to their poor owners who worry about them constantly. Then they just show up like nothing ever happened. Of course they are hungry, demanding, dirty, and expecting all of your attention. Its like having teenagers that never grow up.
     
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  3. Aug 7, 2004 #2

    wolram

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    Ivan, i would not think you capable of hate, but cats are like women
    they are ok until they get their claws in.
     
  4. Aug 7, 2004 #3

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    Miss Bun is "in the doghouse", I take it?

    :biggrin:
     
  5. Aug 7, 2004 #4

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    Just attach GPS units to them. :biggrin:
     
  6. Aug 7, 2004 #5

    Ivan Seeking

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    Miss Zoobie ran off and had us both worried sick. She had never been gone this long before and we were thinking the worst when she was still not home this morning. Then she just came walking in and *****ing up a storm!

    We are in no mood to lose anymore animals for a while...though Einstein is over 14 years old now. :cry: :cry: :cry:

    We really need Bun and Zoobie to stay happy and healthy.
     
  7. Aug 7, 2004 #6

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    How old is Zoobie now, may I ask?
     
  8. Aug 7, 2004 #7

    Ivan Seeking

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    I'm sure that's coming! :rofl: RFID tags are already used.

    A somewhat related thought: There was guy here in town that sewed some hunting dog transmitters into his daughter's jackets. The idea was that if they were ever in trouble or lost they could activate the transponder.

    I keep threatening to make a kitty cam so we can see where they go and what they see. That might be interesting for a time. Of course, how long can you watch mousy torture? And what about the close ups of eating them dead things! :yuck:
     
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  9. Aug 7, 2004 #8

    Ivan Seeking

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    Wow I'm not even sure. I think about 10 months? Tsu will know.
     
  10. Aug 7, 2004 #9
    Yes, but you’re not looking at this from the proper perspective (the cat’s). Cats are the end result of millions of years of breeding, they are sleek, sexy, powerful, and certainly what the universe is all about. When a cat disappears for days at a time it is beneficial to their servant/pet humans for several reasons; first, it establishes who ‘wears the pants’. Second, it teaches just how much ‘master’ is really needed if those silly emotional feelings we ‘lower life forms’ require for happiness are to be obtained. Third, shut up about additional reasons, feed me, stroke me, clean my urine off your walls, respect your superiors, and above all BE GRATEFUL !!!
     
  11. Aug 7, 2004 #10

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    Ah. :smile: You HAVE a cat!. :rolleyes: :biggrin:

    Zoobie is about a year old now, I believe. She came to us in November '03 and she was about three months old at that time (the Vet said).
     
  12. Aug 7, 2004 #11

    Tom Mattson

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    I also hate cats. You can pet a cat, and it's purring happily, and you think everything is all cool. Then *WHOOSH*, the little %#^#@$^ takes a swipe at you.

    I think that all cats should belong to Mr. Schrodinger.
     
  13. Aug 7, 2004 #12
    Unfortunately, “Had” would be the word. But I have always taken interest in 'taming' a wild beasty, enjoying the challenge. It would be nice to have some of my animals with me again.
     
  14. Aug 7, 2004 #13
    Cats are awesome, as long as they're indoor cats. Outdoor cats are icky.
     
  15. Aug 7, 2004 #14
    I have found a single male Tom (with all his gear) to make a warm companion provided other cats are not about to distract him.
     
  16. Aug 7, 2004 #15

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    Ah HAH! So she IS a teenager!!! :biggrin:
     
  17. Aug 7, 2004 #16

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    I didn't know you and Tom were roommates! :rofl:
     
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    I'll remember that when I get a girlfriend.
     
  19. Aug 7, 2004 #18
    :rofl: :rofl:
    That's one 'alley cat' I might allow for an exception concerning the need to leave all the 'gear' intact. :biggrin:
     
  20. Aug 7, 2004 #19

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    I am sure Tom would be most greatful. :biggrin:

    BoulderHead, I haven't seen you for awhile.
     
  21. Aug 7, 2004 #20
    cats are evil and everyone knows it. We all saw all dogs go to heaven right, now where did the cats go?
     
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