I have a really bad girl problem. please help me.

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I sorta have a girl problem.

I was at the mall with my old lady to buy the FPS game legendary when i ran into a girl named Haley. I Thought nothing of her at school, but when I saw her here something changed inside of me. I started to develop a crush on the 5'10 goth/punk. The next day I told my friend Zayne. He said he kinda liked her.

My relationship with Haley grew from there. We started to hang out and talk a lot more. So today I was gonna ask her out. At lunch I got nervous and decided to wait till after school.

When I walked up to her, I got nervous again. I poked her shoulder many times like an immature child. I wanted to say "Haley, will you go out with me?" But instead i Said "Haley, Zayne wants to know if you will go out with him." "Sure." She said. Major screwup. What should I do? I need Help.
 
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$ell the $cript to Hollywood. They love thi$ $tuff.
 

Evo

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Who is "your old lady"? I've always heard that in reference to a man's wife. You're married?
 

wolram

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next time you see her, ask if she will go with tom, dick and harry, if she says yes you have your ansewer.
 

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Just tell the truth. Tell her that your friend does like her and wants to go out with her and then tell her you do too and you chickened out and asked her out for your friend instead of yourself.

Then run away before Cyrus sees this thread.
 

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Who is "your old lady"? I've always heard that in reference to a man's wife. You're married?
I think he means his mom.

I'm just sitting back and waiting for Cyrus to arrive. :biggrin:
 
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Your best chance now is to make Zayne look like a loser who is too shy to ask her himself. For ideas on how to do this read 'The Courtship of Miles Standish', by Longfellow and 'Cyrano De Bergerac' by Rostand.
 
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Stay away! Women are evil.

My advice is that if you get any urges you can't suppress with hard liquor, give yourself a hand.
 
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I'll be 100% honest with you. There's a good chance she's already friend zoned you. However, you will hate yourself if you don't find out. Getting rejected doesn't even matter the next day. You may potentially never get over it if you never find out. Just do ittttttt. Tell her the truth.

You're in high school right? Are you usually good with women?
 

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If i had an old lady i would ask her to wear my colors and take her for a burn up on my Honda 50.
 

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Can you have a burn up on a Honda 50?
 
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It doesn't sound that bad...at all really. Just come out to her and correct your mistake...
 

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Buy her some really dark eye shadow. Goth girls love that stuff.
 
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Your best chance now is to make Zayne look like a loser who is too shy to ask her himself. For ideas on how to do this read 'The Courtship of Miles Standish', by Longfellow and 'Cyrano De Bergerac' by Rostand.

:rofl:
 
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You have zero post count. That means you came here for girl advice. This is a physics forum. Go away.

This is what I think of all these girl threads:

 
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I sorta have a girl problem.

I was at the mall with my old lady to buy the FPS game legendary when i ran into a girl named Haley. I Thought nothing of her at school, but when I saw her here something changed inside of me. I started to develop a crush on the 5'10 goth/punk. The next day I told my friend Zayne. He said he kinda liked her.

My relationship with Haley grew from there. We started to hang out and talk a lot more. So today I was gonna ask her out. At lunch I got nervous and decided to wait till after school.

When I walked up to her, I got nervous again. I poked her shoulder many times like an immature child. I wanted to say "Haley, will you go out with me?" But instead i Said "Haley, Zayne wants to know if you will go out with him." "Sure." She said. Major screwup. What should I do? I need Help.
Your best chance now is to make Zayne look like a loser who is too shy to ask her himself. For ideas on how to do this read 'The Courtship of Miles Standish', by Longfellow and 'Cyrano De Bergerac' by Rostand.
First thing to do is to follow jimmysnyder's advice.

Second thing is to ask Cyrus for fashion advice. He'll hook you right up.

Third thing is to find someone to give this poor girl some fashion advice. Goth/punk?
 
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someone to give this poor girl some fashion advice. Goth/punk?

Hey, you're from the older generation, quiet! lol I had a brief thing (as in a week, leading up to homecoming) with a girl nick named Stripes due to her black and white one inch stripes in her hair, she was fine.
 
You're right, you do have a really bad girl problem.

Namely, that you need to stop acting like one and grow a pair. :)
 
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You have zero post count. That means you came here for girl advice. This is a physics forum. Go away.
I think it is a fine idea to ask for girl advice on a physics forum. A fine idea, indeed.
 
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Put on some black nail polish and write her a really depressing and self deprecating poem about it. Goth chicks love that stuff. ;-p


But seriously, if your friend likes her and you have now set him up for a date with her then step out of it. Your mistake. Live with it. If you're in high school you have plenty of time to figure out how not to make an a** of yourself in front of girls.
 

WarPhalange

Accept your losses and move on. No point on dwelling on this. You'll meet other girls. It's not worth going through the trouble in making your friend look like a fool so she dumps him, especially if she then says she doesn't want to go out with your or worse, finds out you're the jerk who did all that stuff to his friend.

Next time you'll know not to do this. Haha, or you could have said "Zayne wants to know if you'll go out with me."
 

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