I have a really bad girl problem. please help me.

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You're right, you do have a really bad girl problem.

Namely, that you need to stop acting like one and grow a pair. :)

That made me lol.


I'm not from this forum either, just stopping by randomly cause google images lead me here randomly.. yeah.. don't ask.. I'm bored on my night shift.


What you need to do.

1. Talk to her ASAP.
2. Don't sound panicky or scared or timid. What girl wants to date a guy like that?
3. Admit you made a mistake and ask her out to do something with you.. and have something in mind to do.. like.. ****... idk how old you are so that kind of limits stuff. If you are younger than 21, dinner/movie/mall/whatever. Older than 21, find some friends (not sure how many you have) and go to a bar or club.. preferably a goth one.. haha. shoot..
4. Then just play it cool. If she smokes, she pokes. If she's goth, she's probably a freak..ya know..

Don't worry man.. just man up, and get to it. Peace.
 

Ivan Seeking

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Problem? I always liked really bad girls. But then I was Catholic.
 

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I think it is a fine idea to ask for girl advice on a physics forum. A fine idea, indeed.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Just remember: Tell her she has beautiful eyes (if you can see them through all that eye shadow).
 

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And don't mention that her nose looks like an ice pick
 
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Make sure you talk about physics all the time, girls love that!
 

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First thing to do is to follow jimmysnyder's advice.

Second thing is to ask Cyrus for fashion advice. He'll hook you right up.

Third thing is to find someone to give this poor girl some fashion advice. Goth/punk?
Hey, you're from the older generation, quiet! lol I had a brief thing (as in a week, leading up to homecoming) with a girl nick named Stripes due to her black and white one inch stripes in her hair, she was fine.
The three worst fashion decisions:

3. Doramad toothpaste. Its radioactive radiation increases the defenses of teeth and gums. The cells are loaded with new life energy, the bacteria are hindered in their destroying effect. This explains the excellent prophylaxis and healing process with gingival diseases. It gently polishes the dental enamel so it turns white and shiny. Prevents dental calculus. Wonderful lather and a new, pleasant, mild and refreshing taste. Can be applied sparingly.

2. Thoradia facial cream. Gives the face such a healthy glow. Drawback: Turning the lights off won't improve her appearance.

1. Goth/punk


Actually, all three of these pale in comparison to the scrotal radiendoctrinator and the radium suppositories, but those products were the early 20th century version of Viagra, not fashion products. http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/offbeat-news/10-radioactive-products-that-people-actually-used/1388 [Broken]

Radium chocolate might help your chances. Women always love chocolate.
 
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Problem? I always liked really bad girls. But then I was Catholic.
When I went to college (from a really small town), one of the first girls I fell in with was VP of an SDS chapter in Maine's largest city. She was averse to underwear- pretty much jeans and T-shirts.


I loved that era.
 

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When I went to college (from a really small town), one of the first girls I fell in with was VP of an SDS chapter in Maine's largest city. She was averse to underwear- pretty much jeans and T-shirts.


I loved that era.
What's SDS? Googling turns up Student Disability Service or Students for a Democratic Society?? Not sure what either of them would have to do with her aversion to underwear though.
 

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What's SDS? Googling turns up Student Disability Service or Students for a Democratic Society?? Not sure what either of them would have to do with her aversion to underwear though.
The latter. We would argue (or not) into the night about politics, war, etc, and generally find some common ground somewhere (but without underwear).
 
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Make sure you talk about physics all the time, girls love that!
Better yet, he can talk about physics with his friend. If his friend becomes interested he will become a nerd, and without even knowing it the friend will start excreting that natural "nerd repellent" that keeps girls away. After that, the girl will turn away from the friend and go for the original poster! Mwahaha
 

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Hey, look on the bright side. If you're still in high school, if you actually asked her out, you probably would have broken up in a couple months anyway (if she didn't dump you after the first date). So, at least this way it was all done in your own control rather than her dumping you. :wink: Really, just move on. Girlfriends and boyfriends come and go in high school. Each time you screw it up with one, you learn something more about relationships for the next one until you finally meet the one where it counts.
 
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Each time you screw it up with one, you learn something more about relationships for the next one until you finally meet the one where it counts.
No comment. When I was that age, women were like trolleys, another one came along every 5 minutes. Now that I have improved a few years, they are like trolleys, forever raising a racket.
 

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No comment. When I was that age, women were like trolleys, another one came along every 5 minutes. Now that I have improved a few years, they are like trolleys, forever raising a racket.
Yeah, but you finally figured out where the trolley stop was and where to hop on. Much better than when you were getting passed by every 5 min without knowing how to even find the stop. :biggrin:
 
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No comment. When I was that age, women were like trolleys, another one came along every 5 minutes. Now that I have improved a few years, they are like trolleys, forever raising a racket.
The cost of the ticket for the trolley seems to increase substantially later on in life too. Its sort of like those variable mortgages that crashed the economy...get into one thinking its a good deal, and then a few years later the rates seem to go higher and higher until you can no longer afford one.
 

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The cost of the ticket for the trolley seems to increase substantially later on in life too. Its sort of like those variable mortgages that crashed the economy...get into one thinking its a good deal, and then a few years later the rates seem to go higher and higher until you can no longer afford one.
This is why you never upgrade from girlfriend to wife (it's like upgrading to Vista, only worse). Also, trying to downgrade back to girlfriend will cost you quite a bit.

Reminds me of a joke I heard from Bill Handel once about how every morning he checks to see what it will cost him to trade Marorie in for a young blonde and every day he realizes he can't afford it.
 
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This is why you never upgrade from girlfriend to wife (it's like upgrading to Vista, only worse). Also, trying to downgrade back to girlfriend will cost you quite a bit.
Only Franz Nietzsche would say that one!
 

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Yeah, but you finally figured out where the trolley stop was and where to hop on. Much better than when you were getting passed by every 5 min without knowing how to even find the stop. :biggrin:
Yeah, I got a commuter pass. I asked the conductor how much a downgrade would cost. She said if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
 
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Note to self: To get laid, learn what a trolley is.
See, you can learn all sorts of useful things here on PF.
 
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Well...if you are in a relationship now, you need to dump the other girl before you ask a new one out.
 
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Well...if you are in a relationship now, you need to dump the other girl before you ask a new one out.
I think the "official guys and rats rule book" states that you dump girl one only after girl two goes out on several dates with said guy. This gives guys and rats more options.
 
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I think the "official guys and rats rule book" states that you dump girl one only after girl two goes out on several dates with said guy. This gives guys and rats more options.
Ahh, ok...this must be the reasoning behind every guys thinking....very rational...
 
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Ahh, ok...this must be the reasoning behind every guys thinking....very rational...
Fortunately not every guy plays by the "guys and rats rule book". I am sure that there are still a few keepers out there.
 
The three worst fashion decisions:

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1. Goth/punk
I dated a gorgeous goth girl. She was a professional, worked in an office, so she didn't dress in a way out there fashion or wear alot of make up or anything like that. She would dress in 'gothier' clothes sometimes when she went out but generally just wore lots of black and darker colours... oh and boots.
I wasn't able to find any pics that look much like her but this might give you an idea...
http://www.georgeledger.co.uk/images/people/goth%20girl%20in%20grave%20yard.jpg [Broken]
 
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