I have a really bad girl problem. please help me.

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talking about opposites attract, nerd with goth....
 
Please I need some advice too. I just don't know where else to turn... plz help, and don't make stupid jokes please because this is serious

Ok, so I know this girl, she has a bright green mohawk that goes halfway up her pate, then her head is shaved from that point on to show off the tattoo of the chinese character for "life" she had done on her cranium just above her forehead; she has four eyelid-piercings, and dresses in golden leather parachute pants and poodle-skin tanktops... I totally got the hots for her.

anyway, I finally got the nerve to ask her out the other day when I came back from the D&D convention with my mom to change my shirt because I got a nosebleed and totally messed up my "Han Shot First" T-Shirt ... her dorm is on the other side of this park in front of my place. The park is 8KM across, and her dorm is 10KM down the road on the other side of the park. There is a "no biking" rule at this park, so I can't just ride my bike across. I can either walk with my bike all the way across and then ride my bike down the road, or just walk straight through the park to her dorm, or I could walk some distance across the park and then ride my bike.

Considering I have a date with her right now and am already late, and that my walking speed is 6KM/h, while I ride my bike at 10KM/h... what is the quickest way for me to get there?

Plz help!
 
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Considering I have a date with her right now and am already late, and that my walking speed is 6KM/h, while I ride my bike at 10KM/h... what is the quickest way for me to get there?
Trolley perhaps.
 
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Plz help!
This fills me with so many conflicting emotions I don't know what to say. Whether to laugh, cry, deride or derive; that is the question!
 
This fills me with so many conflicting emotions I don't know what to say. Whether to laugh, cry, deride or derive; that is the question!
are you saying my girl-problem was not actually physicsforums-appropriate for once?

Trolley perhaps.
if it all works out. until then, I'm stuck riding my own bike.
 
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Have you had other ones that were?
The last girl I fell in love with, whom I met at a Simple Plan rawk-show, told me she'd love to go out with me but she and her family are going on vacation to a planetary system 4 Ly from Earth on a spaceship that travels at a speed of 0.97C and reaches maximum speed in 2 minutes (she has a very strong bone-structure; which I find totally hot). Considering we're the same age now, I'd like to know our age difference when she gets back.
 
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The last girl I fell in love with, whom I met at a Simple Plan rawk-show, told me she'd love to go out with me but she and her family are going on vacation to a planetary system 4 Ly from Earth on a spaceship that travels at a speed of 0.97C and reaches maximum speed in 2 minutes (she has a very strong bone-structure; which I find totally hot). Considering we're the same age now, I'd like to know our age difference when she gets back.
Hahahaha.....ahhhh...................

These threads are like the airplane on the conveyor belt. Instead of bad questions about physics, these are bad questions about life.

Life is sink or swim. Sometime you just need to let people drown.
 
Cyrus... will you be my wingman?
 
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anyway, I finally got the nerve to ask her out the other day when I came back from the D&D convention with my mom to change my shirt because I got a nosebleed and totally messed up my "Han Shot First" T-Shirt ... her dorm is on the other side of this park in front of my place. The park is 8KM across, and her dorm is 10KM down the road on the other side of the park. There is a "no biking" rule at this park, so I can't just ride my bike across. I can either walk with my bike all the way across and then ride my bike down the road, or just walk straight through the park to her dorm, or I could walk some distance across the park and then ride my bike.

Considering I have a date with her right now and am already late, and that my walking speed is 6KM/h, while I ride my bike at 10KM/h... what is the quickest way for me to get there?

Plz help!
Since you're still waiting by your computer for a response, set off across the park at an angle of about 36.9 deg from the across-the-park direction, towards the side that she lives. Hopefully, you walk just as fast pushing your bike as you do when you're not. Else, you might miss your date.
 
*gets protractor*

... I sure hope she's still there.
 
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she has four eyelid-piercings, and dresses in golden leather parachute pants and poodle-skin tanktops... I totally got the hots for her.
Four-eyelid piercings? Ah, the solution to this one is TOO simple. All you need is a strong enough electromagnet and she will be irresistably attracted to you.

Considering I have a date with her right now and am already late, and that my walking speed is 6KM/h, while I ride my bike at 10KM/h... what is the quickest way for me to get there?
The quickest way for you to get there is a straight line and since the earth is curved you would have to take a subterranean approach. I suggest wading through the sewer or drainage system to get there. Sure, you will stink at the end of it, but it is clearly the most direct approach and it lacks traffic.
 

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Four-eyelid piercings? Ah, the solution to this one is TOO simple. All you need is a strong enough electromagnet and she will be irresistably attracted to you.



The quickest way for you to get there is a straight line and since the earth is curved you would have to take a subterranean approach. I suggest wading through the sewer or drainage system to get there. Sure, you will stink at the end of it, but it is clearly the most direct approach and it lacks traffic.
You could take a gravity train. It would take you 42 minutes.
 

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I usually wake up before it gets really ugly.
 

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Does anyone here just have great times in relationships without getting too emotional?

I have the feeling very few people can manage their moods and emotions. It's fine as a teenager to let them run wild, but as you mature and get older, you SHOULD learn to manage them.
 
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OP: No you don't your girl problem is tiny. I just lost (as in she hates me now) the girl that I really love, true I'm 16, but its true nonetheless
 

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OP: No you don't your girl problem is tiny. I just lost (as in she hates me now) the girl that I really love, true I'm 16, but its true nonetheless

Oh I'm so sorry binzing...the first one really stings...sorry!!

And yes, you can have true love at 16, no doubt about it.
 
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Thank you lisab, its hard. Prolly would have ended worse if we'd actually ended up being together, but either way, over about 8 months I'd fallen very hard for her, and to her I'd become one of her best friends. Anyways...
 

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Please I need some advice too. I just don't know where else to turn... plz help, and don't make stupid jokes please because this is serious

Ok, so I know this girl, she has a bright green mohawk that goes halfway up her pate, then her head is shaved from that point on to show off the tattoo of the chinese character for "life" she had done on her cranium just above her forehead; she has four eyelid-piercings, and dresses in golden leather parachute pants and poodle-skin tanktops... I totally got the hots for her.

anyway, I finally got the nerve to ask her out the other day when I came back from the D&D convention with my mom to change my shirt because I got a nosebleed and totally messed up my "Han Shot First" T-Shirt ... her dorm is on the other side of this park in front of my place. The park is 8KM across, and her dorm is 10KM down the road on the other side of the park. There is a "no biking" rule at this park, so I can't just ride my bike across. I can either walk with my bike all the way across and then ride my bike down the road, or just walk straight through the park to her dorm, or I could walk some distance across the park and then ride my bike.

Considering I have a date with her right now and am already late, and that my walking speed is 6KM/h, while I ride my bike at 10KM/h... what is the quickest way for me to get there?

Plz help!
Sorry, but you have to show your work in order to get help on this forum. Also, next time please use the homework template...

On a side note:

I really don't get why people come here for girl advice! Not only is it a physics forum but every single person who asks for girl advice is berated by Cyrus and made fun of for 3 to 4 pages of posts before the thread is eventually locked? Doesn't anyone do a search of the forum for similar posts anymore?!
 
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