I heard that someone can go blind from masterbaitng too much

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i heard that someone can go blind from masterbaitng too much, is this true?....i also heard people can get serious back problems from it too
 
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And you will get a cold when you go outside with wet hair, your face will freeze when you pull a weird facial expression at midnight, reading in the dark is bad for your eyes, spilling salt on the table means bad luck..

No worries, those are all old wives tales :)
 
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Originally posted by decibel
i heard that someone can go blind from masterbaitng too much, is this true?....
If it is, be sure and stop while you only need glasses.
 
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Monique, how would old wives know about male issues?

decibel, why don't you try and go outside once in a while. Maybe get a girlfriend.
 
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heard that someone can go blind from masterbaitng too much, is this true?....i also heard people can get serious back problems from it too
...Where is Gale17 when you need her?

decibel,
Sorry I can't help with your question, but I'm sure you can expect numerous pages of info from Gale17 when she sees this...it's right up her alley
 
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Originally posted by Rockazella
...Where is Gale17 when you need her?
I was about to say the EXACT same thing!
 
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ROFL!

- Warren
 
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Originally posted by dduardo
Monique, how would old wives know about male issues?
Who says it is a male issue?
 
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Originally posted by Monique
Who says it is a male issue?
Well, I was assuming decibel was a he. Now that you put it that way, whats your experience on the female side
 
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Originally posted by Rockazella
...Where is Gale17 when you need her?
I think she is trapped in a dishwasher.:wink:
 
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I am 70 years old and neither blind nor crazy. And I'm normal.

99 out of a hundred people masturbate, and 100th one is a liar.
 
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As long as you can read this, you're probably ok.
Providing your back isn't killing you.

*semi-seriously now*

I have believed a few women when they informed me they never engaged in this activity, thinking it either vile, or never seeming to have thought about it in the first place. I have never, ever, known a man who hadn't done it.

Perhaps some statistics are available to determine if men need glasses more often than women?
 
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with or without glasses? Without glasses i'm screwed.
 
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Originally posted by decibel
i heard that someone can go blind from masterbaitng too much, is this true?....i also heard people can get serious back problems from it too
your palm can also become hairy
 
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Anyone who says they've never masturbated is either lying, or waaaaay too uptight. I bet 90 percent of that 11% of women who claim they never masturbated are lying

But I'm not the authority. I'm sure Dr Gale Westhiemer will be along shortly with her dissertation on sexual attitudes towards masturbation in new guinea subcultures. :wink:
 
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Originally posted by decibel
i heard that someone can go blind from masterbaitng too much, is this true?....i also heard people can get serious back problems from it too
Perhaps if you shot yourself in the eye repeatedly.

If you're doing that ... um ... stop.

Njorl
 
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chill out kids, i was just askin a question, doesent mean i dont masterbait 24/7,but thx for the insight guys, u guys seem to know about more about this than me, cant wait till i see wut "gale17" says lool
 
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Excessive masturbation can be a problem, but really only if it interfere's with other parts of your sex life, or leads to desensitization.
 
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Originally posted by NateTG
Excessive masturbation can be a problem, but really only if it interfere's with other parts of your sex life, or leads to desensitization.
Then again, a lot of women will tell you that male desensitization is a good thing. :wink:
 
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Did we really need a thread of this type?
 
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Originally posted by Zero
Did we really need a thread of this type?
I tend to agree with you here zero....
 
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I was kinda hoping for helpfull hints by people that are really good at enticing mice into traps.
 
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...and i clicked on this thread cos i thought it was an interesting name to draw people in because they only pretend not to be curious, but no, u ARE actually talking about masturbation. oh well. I have often been informed by one of my friends that he can reach his chest with his...load. so he has no worries about sticking his eyelashes together..

what i HAVE heard about masturbation is that

- People who masturbate often are usually better in the sack
- Like sex, masturbation is good for the body because it removes the toxins/stimulates production of endorphines/whitens your teeth in your sleep of whatever happens

so happy self stimulation everyone!
 
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Originally posted by Zero
Did we really need a thread of this type?
And even if we did, couldn't we have at least spelled it properly?

- Warren
 

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