I ran out of toliet paper. What do I use?

[Mk]

I ran out of toliet paper. What do I use?

 

[Pengwuino]

Newspaper, duh

 

[Mk]

Well, I have some leaves and sticks, a flaccid object, some sandpaper, my hand, and my wireless router. Which do I use?

 

[rachmaninoff]

Wireless router

 

[Mk]

Yes, that's what I said.

 

[Pengwuino]

Wireless router indeed

 

[rachmaninoff]

I have one too

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Use a dollar...though as little as ninety-five cents will do.

 

[Mk]

I could turn on a bunsen burner, and burn it off.

 

[Pengwuino]

I could turn on a bunsen burner, and burn it off.

Hope you didn't have any beans lately

 

[honestrosewater]

Use your legs... to go to the store and buy more toilet paper. Men. Where are your parents, BTW?

 

[Mk]

Where are your parents, BTW?

I told them to buy me some toilet paper and a box of condoms. They said not to use tacks again.

I'll just wait here while my butt is numbing. You don't expect me to go to the store with my pants down!