I ran out of toliet paper. What do I use?
Well, I have some leaves and sticks, a flaccid object, some sandpaper, my hand, and my wireless router. Which do I use?
Yes, that's what I said.
Wireless router indeed
I have one too
Use a dollar...though as little as ninety-five cents will do.
I could turn on a bunsen burner, and burn it off.
Hope you didn't have any beans lately
Use your legs... to go to the store and buy more toilet paper. Men. Where are your parents, BTW?
I told them to buy me some toilet paper and a box of condoms. They said not to use tacks again.
I'll just wait here while my butt is numbing. You don't expect me to go to the store with my pants down!
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