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I ran out of toliet paper. What do I use?

  1. Jan 29, 2006 #1

    Mk

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    I ran out of toliet paper. What do I use?
     
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  3. Jan 29, 2006 #2

    Pengwuino

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    Newspaper, duh
     
  4. Jan 29, 2006 #3

    Mk

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    Well, I have some leaves and sticks, a flaccid object, some sandpaper, my hand, and my wireless router. Which do I use?
     
  5. Jan 29, 2006 #4
    Wireless router :eek:
     
  6. Jan 29, 2006 #5

    Mk

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    Yes, that's what I said.
     
  7. Jan 29, 2006 #6

    Pengwuino

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    Wireless router indeed
     
  8. Jan 29, 2006 #7
    I have one too
     
  9. Jan 29, 2006 #8

    Ivan Seeking

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    Use a dollar...though as little as ninety-five cents will do.
     
  10. Jan 29, 2006 #9

    Mk

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    I could turn on a bunsen burner, and burn it off.
     
  11. Jan 29, 2006 #10

    Pengwuino

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    Hope you didn't have any beans lately
     
  12. Jan 29, 2006 #11

    honestrosewater

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    Use your legs... to go to the store and buy more toilet paper. :rolleyes: Men. Where are your parents, BTW?
     
  13. Jan 29, 2006 #12

    Mk

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    I told them to buy me some toilet paper and a box of condoms. They said not to use tacks again.

    I'll just wait here while my butt is numbing. You don't expect me to go to the store with my pants down!
     
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