I threw her out

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I came home from work, made my own dinner and had a cup of coffee, i sat
for a while then wondered what she is doing, so i went upstairs and there
she was, in the bed room, she was just sat there humming and blinking now
and then, i though oh no not again, in an attempt to snap her out of it i gave
her a shake which had no effect, so i gave her smack, but she just refused
to respond, so i left the room turning out the light, and left her in the dark.
The next day was the same, i had left her a few simple tasks to do, had
she done them? no, she just sat there humming, by this time my patience
was wearing thin, so i picked her up and shook her, then gave her a good
wallop, but it was no use.
The next day i had made up my mind, if she refuses to do any work, i will
kick her out, as usual, there she was just blinking and humming to her self,
so i picked her up and caried her down stairs and threw her out the door.
My problem now is i need a new one, one that will do some work, i thought
about it for some time and have decided to try a MAC.
 

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wolram said:
I came home from work, made my own dinner and had a cup of coffee, i sat
for a while then wondered what she is doing, so i went upstairs and there
she was, in the bed room, she was just sat there humming and blinking now
and then, i though oh no not again, in an attempt to snap her out of it i gave
her a shake which had no effect, so i gave her smack, but she just refused
to respond, so i left the room turning out the light, and left her in the dark.
The next day was the same, i had left her a few simple tasks to do, had
she done them? no, she just sat there humming, by this time my patience
was wearing thin, so i picked her up and shook her, then gave her a good
wallop, but it was no use.
The next day i had made up my mind, if she refuses to do any work, i will
kick her out, as usual, there she was just blinking and humming to her self,
so i picked her up and caried her down stairs and threw her out the door.
My problem now is i need a new one, one that will do some work, i thought
about it for some time and have decided to try a MAC.
Great Wolram.....great. :rofl:
 
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I don't think Macs can reproduce...
 
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wolram said:
I came home from work, made my own dinner and had a cup of coffee, i sat
for a while then wondered what she is doing, so i went upstairs and there
she was, in the bed room, she was just sat there humming and blinking now
and then, i though oh no not again, in an attempt to snap her out of it i gave
her a shake which had no effect, so i gave her smack, but she just refused
to respond, so i left the room turning out the light, and left her in the dark.
The next day was the same, i had left her a few simple tasks to do, had
she done them? no, she just sat there humming, by this time my patience
was wearing thin, so i picked her up and shook her, then gave her a good
wallop, but it was no use.
The next day i had made up my mind, if she refuses to do any work, i will
kick her out, as usual, there she was just blinking and humming to her self,
so i picked her up and caried her down stairs and threw her out the door.
My problem now is i need a new one, one that will do some work, i thought
about it for some time and have decided to try a MAC.
:rofl: What are you talking about?I thought you wanted to tell us about your yesterday's PM :bugeye:
 
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klusener said:
I don't think Macs can reproduce...
how come that there are so many macs in th world then?
 
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they are spreading their seeds through iPods
 
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I've never had a Mac..
 
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I had a trench coat but HRWWB made me throw it out
 
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Do I really have to remind you of the obvious superiority of Linux again?
 
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Smurf said:
Do I really have to remind you of the obvious superiority of Linux again?
Is he the one that plays with snoopy?
 
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wolram said:
Is he the one that plays with snoopy?
:rofl: You could put it that way... he's the flasher in the trench coat.
 
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arildno said:
I've never had a Mac..
Well, I had an Apple 2e with 128 kb of RAM (upgraded from 64) back in the old days.

I can honestly say though that since Win2K came out I've never had a PC crash on me to the point it needed to be reloaded.

I have had a couple of girlfriends that needed to be (re)booted out of the house, though. It's always a sad day. :cry:
 
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Grogs said:
Well, I had an Apple 2e with 128 kb of RAM (upgraded from 64) back in the old days.

I can honestly say though that since Win2K came out I've never had a PC crash on me to the point it needed to be reloaded.

I have had a couple of girlfriends that needed to be (re)booted out of the house, though. It's always a sad day. :cry:
I have a RAM with a killerbite, and yes winter 2000 did seem to be a turning
point for police crashes.
 

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