I want a car

[brewnog]

Yes Andy, it was the original Smart, before they even built a shedload of understeer in for safety!

I would imagine it's in a ditch or tree by now.

I drove a Smart once, it was fun in the same way that driving a go-kart on the motorway would be fun.

 

[Quadruple Bypass]

Well I had a quick glance around the web and as I feared renault have no dealers in the US. Shame because that megane was almost exactly what you required.

yup, its a damn shame too