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Idiot of the Month Club

  1. May 2, 2008 #1

    russ_watters

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    I'm starting a club for idiots (I'll be the founder, but not a member). First member, this guy:
    http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/05/texas-man-accus.html
     
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  3. May 2, 2008 #2

    dst

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    Oh no, you'll be the founding member.
     
  4. May 2, 2008 #3

    Moonbear

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    Do you ever read The News of the Weird type stories? They're full of stories of idiots. You'll split a side laughing so hard at the stories.
     
  5. May 2, 2008 #4

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  6. May 2, 2008 #5

    russ_watters

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  7. May 2, 2008 #6

    russ_watters

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    Sorry, the membership restrictions will be tight: Canadians and Texans only.
     
  8. May 2, 2008 #7

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  9. May 2, 2008 #8
    He probably still doesn't even understand how they caught him.
     
  10. May 2, 2008 #9

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    Can I retroactively induct Jill Foreman for this April 1st beaut?

    http://www.wtop.com/?nid=456&sid=1378091
     
  11. May 2, 2008 #10
    IM JOINING....since it will be most of my posts that u guys quote on here

    lol
     
  12. May 2, 2008 #11

    Moonbear

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    :rofl: Should we still go through with the fish slapping initiation?
     
  13. May 2, 2008 #12
    fish slap?

    do i look like a salmon?

    :)

    bad jokes....i cant help it...its the result of a finely tuned mix of exams and financial debt....sorry another bad joke...
     
  14. May 2, 2008 #13

    Moonbear

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    Okay, a salmon it is!

    THWACK!!!!!!!! :biggrin:

    Here Russ, don't say I never gave you anything...http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/index.html :biggrin:
     
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  15. May 2, 2008 #14
    MOONBEAR, ur lucky im not 102 year old with dentures...otherwise they would be half-way across the room!

    (just to save my ego....am i the first to get a "thwack"?)

    lol

    i know this is a physics forum....but physics can be funny cant it?
     
  16. May 2, 2008 #15

    Moonbear

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    Of course you're not the first, but you are among the few who have returned to post after getting a thwack.
     
  17. May 2, 2008 #16
    Trout smacking is the most effective. Truly.

    Um, smacking someone with a trout, not smacking a trout.

    There.
     
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  18. May 2, 2008 #17
    well i take that as a compliment MOONBEAR,

    on a more serious note jus wanted to make a few ppl laugh, stimulate hormones and get them to take in the info better...helps concentration levels when u have a laugh or two...wel it does for me, possibly coz im the only one laughing?....mayb i shud post a thread on this? jus kidding
     
  19. May 2, 2008 #18
    Okay, grandma, daughter, and grandson murder grandpa. They stuff him into the incinerator on their rural property. The incinerator won't work, so the daughter calls a repairman. And doesn't remove grandpa. Guess who the repairman finds? They all get charged. Fancy that.

    Incinerate grandpa
     
  20. May 2, 2008 #19

    lisab

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    amz8601, the fish slap is an...odd...welcoming ritual to PF. Welcome!
     
  21. May 2, 2008 #20
    i like the way you said "odd"

    well its my first time on a forum, and i have to admit its the first time iv sat at my laptop for such a long time....

    hhhmmmm....i need to find friends...lol

    the reason i joined was to overcome a question as to why jet engines fail on birdie strikes....which i am glad to have found a few responses....so im here to stay...(dont all go committing suicide at once)
     
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