Idiot of the Month Club

[russ_watters]

I'm starting a club for idiots (I'll be the founder, but not a member). First member, this guy:

Police say Charles Ray Fuller tried to cash a $360 billion check in Forth Worth, Texas.

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/05/texas-man-accus.html [Broken]

 

[dst]

Oh no, you'll be the founding member.

 

[Moonbear]

Do you ever read The News of the Weird type stories? They're full of stories of idiots. You'll split a side laughing so hard at the stories.

 

[wolram]

I'm starting a club for idiots (I'll be the founder, but not a member). First member, this guy: http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/05/texas-man-accus.html [Broken]

LMAO, even i know one could not carry that much cash away.

 

[russ_watters]

You might if you got it in million dollar bills: http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/10/john-doe-accuse.html [Broken]

[30 seconds with a calculator later] Erp, nope, that wouldn't do it. You'd at least need them to be in ten million dollar bills: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/li...ews.html?in_article_id=508840&in_page_id=1811

 

[russ_watters]

Oh no, you'll be the founding member.

Sorry, the membership restrictions will be tight: Canadians and Texans only.

 

[mgb_phys]

Sorry, the membership restrictions will be tight: Canadians and Texans only.

But Britain will head up the celebrity tournament http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/7380947.stm

 

[Alienjoey]

He probably still doesn't even understand how they caught him.

 

[Gokul43201]

Can I retroactively induct Jill Foreman for this April 1st beaut?

He said officers Hope Kingery and George Miller stopped a vehicle for a traffic violation and the driver could not produce identification or a valid driver's license. Miller called the car's registered owner and left a message, but in the meantime they determined that the vehicle wasn't stolen and allowed the driver to leave, Kraus said.

About an hour later, Miller got a call on his cell phone from the apparent owner of the car "who stated that she would like to buy $150 in crack,"...

http://www.wtop.com/?nid=456&sid=1378091

 

[amz8601]

IM JOINING....since it will be most of my posts that u guys quote on here

lol

 

[Moonbear]

IM JOINING....since it will be most of my posts that u guys quote on here

lol

:rofl: Should we still go through with the fish slapping initiation?

 

[amz8601]

:rofl: Should we still go through with the fish slapping initiation?

fish slap?

do i look like a salmon?

:)

bad jokes....i cant help it...its the result of a finely tuned mix of exams and financial debt....sorry another bad joke...

 

[Moonbear]

fish slap?

do i look like a salmon?

:)

bad jokes....i cant help it...its the result of a finely tuned mix of exams and financial debt....sorry another bad joke...

Okay, a salmon it is!

THWACK!!!!!!!!

Here Russ, don't say I never gave you anything...http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/index.html

 

[amz8601]

MOONBEAR, ur lucky im not 102 year old with dentures...otherwise they would be half-way across the room!

(just to save my ego....am i the first to get a "thwack"?)

lol

i know this is a physics forum....but physics can be funny cant it?

 

[Moonbear]

MOONBEAR, ur lucky im not 102 year old with dentures...otherwise they would be half-way across the room!

(just to save my ego....am i the first to get a "thwack"?)

lol

i know this is a physics forum....but physics can be funny cant it?

Of course you're not the first, but you are among the few who have returned to post after getting a thwack.

 

[GeorginaS]

Trout smacking is the most effective. Truly.

Um, smacking someone with a trout, not smacking a trout.

There.

 

[amz8601]

well i take that as a compliment MOONBEAR,

on a more serious note jus wanted to make a few ppl laugh, stimulate hormones and get them to take in the info better...helps concentration levels when u have a laugh or two...wel it does for me, possibly coz im the only one laughing?....mayb i shud post a thread on this? jus kidding

 

[GeorginaS]

Okay, grandma, daughter, and grandson murder grandpa. They stuff him into the incinerator on their rural property. The incinerator won't work, so the daughter calls a repairman. And doesn't remove grandpa. Guess who the repairman finds? They all get charged. Fancy that.

http://www.canada.com/edmontonjournal/news/local/story.html?id=be5426d4-2aff-43c2-b2d0-fa6ad8d0acd5&k=15757" [Broken]

 

[lisab]

amz8601, the fish slap is an...odd...welcoming ritual to PF. Welcome!

 

[amz8601]

amz8601, the fish slap is an...odd...welcoming ritual to PF. Welcome!

i like the way you said "odd"

well its my first time on a forum, and i have to admit its the first time iv sat at my laptop for such a long time....

hhhmmmm....i need to find friends...lol

the reason i joined was to overcome a question as to why jet engines fail on birdie strikes....which i am glad to have found a few responses....so im here to stay...(dont all go committing suicide at once)

 

[Moonbear]

hhhmmmm....i need to find friends...lol

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Then you'd leave us! :surprised

 

[amz8601]

i like the way you said "odd"

well its my first time on a forum, and i have to admit its the first time iv sat at my laptop for such a long time....

hhhmmmm....i need to find friends...lol

the reason i joined was to overcome a question as to why jet engines fail on birdie strikes....which i am glad to have found a few responses....so im here to stay...(dont all go committing suicide at once)

LEAVE??? i cant leave you guys....after all we have been through....the thought of leaving brings a tear to my eye....(better stop here before my poetic side comes out....then there will be homicide and suicide...)..lol

 

[Moonbear]

Trout smacking is the most effective. Truly.

Um, smacking someone with a trout, not smacking a trout.

There.

Oh, should I try again with a trout instead of a salmon? :uhh:

 

[amz8601]

Oh, should I try again with a trout instead of a salmon? :uhh:

something smells fishy to me....

 

[d1ff30m0rf1zm]

I want to join. Membership rules?