# Idiot of the Month Club

Mentor
I'm starting a club for idiots (I'll be the founder, but not a member). First member, this guy:
Police say Charles Ray Fuller tried to cash a $360 billion check in Forth Worth, Texas. http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/05/texas-man-accus.html [Broken] Last edited by a moderator: ## Answers and Replies Oh no, you'll be the founding member. Moonbear Staff Emeritus Science Advisor Gold Member Do you ever read The News of the Weird type stories? They're full of stories of idiots. You'll split a side laughing so hard at the stories. wolram Gold Member I'm starting a club for idiots (I'll be the founder, but not a member). First member, this guy: http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/05/texas-man-accus.html [Broken] LMAO, even i know one could not carry that much cash away. Last edited by a moderator: Mentor Last edited by a moderator: Mentor Oh no, you'll be the founding member. Sorry, the membership restrictions will be tight: Canadians and Texans only. He probably still doesn't even understand how they caught him. Gokul43201 Staff Emeritus Science Advisor Gold Member Can I retroactively induct Jill Foreman for this April 1st beaut? He said officers Hope Kingery and George Miller stopped a vehicle for a traffic violation and the driver could not produce identification or a valid driver's license. Miller called the car's registered owner and left a message, but in the meantime they determined that the vehicle wasn't stolen and allowed the driver to leave, Kraus said. About an hour later, Miller got a call on his cell phone from the apparent owner of the car "who stated that she would like to buy$150 in crack,"...

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IM JOINING....since it will be most of my posts that u guys quote on here

lol

Moonbear
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IM JOINING....since it will be most of my posts that u guys quote on here

lol

:rofl: Should we still go through with the fish slapping initiation?

:rofl: Should we still go through with the fish slapping initiation?

fish slap?

do i look like a salmon?

:)

bad jokes....i cant help it...its the result of a finely tuned mix of exams and financial debt....sorry another bad joke...

Moonbear
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fish slap?

do i look like a salmon?

:)

bad jokes....i cant help it...its the result of a finely tuned mix of exams and financial debt....sorry another bad joke...

Okay, a salmon it is!

THWACK!!!!!!!!

Here Russ, don't say I never gave you anything...http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/index.html

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MOONBEAR, ur lucky im not 102 year old with dentures...otherwise they would be half-way across the room!

(just to save my ego....am i the first to get a "thwack"?)

lol

i know this is a physics forum....but physics can be funny cant it?

Moonbear
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MOONBEAR, ur lucky im not 102 year old with dentures...otherwise they would be half-way across the room!

(just to save my ego....am i the first to get a "thwack"?)

lol

i know this is a physics forum....but physics can be funny cant it?

Of course you're not the first, but you are among the few who have returned to post after getting a thwack.

Trout smacking is the most effective. Truly.

Um, smacking someone with a trout, not smacking a trout.

There.

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well i take that as a compliment MOONBEAR,

on a more serious note jus wanted to make a few ppl laugh, stimulate hormones and get them to take in the info better...helps concentration levels when u have a laugh or two...wel it does for me, possibly coz im the only one laughing?....mayb i shud post a thread on this? jus kidding

Okay, grandma, daughter, and grandson murder grandpa. They stuff him into the incinerator on their rural property. The incinerator won't work, so the daughter calls a repairman. And doesn't remove grandpa. Guess who the repairman finds? They all get charged. Fancy that.

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lisab
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amz8601, the fish slap is an...odd...welcoming ritual to PF. Welcome!

amz8601, the fish slap is an...odd...welcoming ritual to PF. Welcome!

i like the way you said "odd"

well its my first time on a forum, and i have to admit its the first time iv sat at my laptop for such a long time....

hhhmmmm....i need to find friends...lol

the reason i joined was to overcome a question as to why jet engines fail on birdie strikes....which i am glad to have found a few responses....so im here to stay...(dont all go committing suicide at once)

Moonbear
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hhhmmmm....i need to find friends...lol

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Then you'd leave us! :surprised

i like the way you said "odd"

well its my first time on a forum, and i have to admit its the first time iv sat at my laptop for such a long time....

hhhmmmm....i need to find friends...lol

the reason i joined was to overcome a question as to why jet engines fail on birdie strikes....which i am glad to have found a few responses....so im here to stay...(dont all go committing suicide at once)

LEAVE??? i cant leave you guys....after all we have been through....the thought of leaving brings a tear to my eye....(better stop here before my poetic side comes out....then there will be homicide and suicide...)..lol

Moonbear
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Trout smacking is the most effective. Truly.

Um, smacking someone with a trout, not smacking a trout.

There.

Oh, should I try again with a trout instead of a salmon? :uhh:

Oh, should I try again with a trout instead of a salmon? :uhh:

something smells fishy to me....

I want to join. Membership rules?