If I had a million dollars

1. Jan 17, 2006

tribdog

If I had a million dollars in one dollar bills and said you can have it if you can carry it away would you get my money?

2. Jan 17, 2006

Moonbear

Staff Emeritus
Can I bring a pick-up truck? I just want to see the teller's expression when I deposit it.

3. Jan 17, 2006

tribdog

damn, I forgot to say no nerd answers. no you can't bring a pick up truck

4. Jan 17, 2006

Pengwuino

Conveyor belt?

5. Jan 17, 2006

TheStatutoryApe

Do I have to carry it all away at once?

6. Jan 17, 2006

Moonbear

Staff Emeritus
Can I use a leaf blower?

7. Jan 17, 2006

tribdog

leaf blower is good, screw the rest of you

8. Jan 18, 2006

Cyrus

"How much does $1 million weigh? That would depend on the denomination of the bills you use. Since there are 490 notes in a pound, if you used$1 bills it would weigh 2,040.8 pounds, but if you used \$100 bills it would weigh only 20.4 pounds."

Ans: Hell no. If it were in 100's, yes.

9. Jan 18, 2006

tribdog

that's why I stipulated one dollar bills in the original problem. I'm sure you caught that right away though and just gave the answer you gave to be thorough, being the mythbuster you are

10. Jan 18, 2006

Cyrus

If I had all those bills, I would stuff it in my bed, and make sweet love to it.

11. Jan 18, 2006

franznietzsche

If I had a million dollars,
I'd buy a you a green dress,
But not a real green dress, that's cruel.

12. Jan 18, 2006

Mk

If I had a million dollars,
Maybe a nice Chesterfield, or an Ottoman!

13. Jan 18, 2006

Staff: Mentor

If I had a million dollars
I'd hire people to write me better lyrics.

14. Jan 18, 2006

BobG

The lyrics are funny .... especially the last line.

A million dollars would put you in the top 1% asset-wise. If you decided to live on it while making sure the principal increased with inflation, you'd get around 50,000 a year.

15. Jan 18, 2006

franznietzsche

If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah

16. Jan 18, 2006

Gale

i'd say let me try, and just grab whatever i could and run away from you really fast.