If I start humping your leg, I apologize

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I don't know what is going on all of a sudden, but I can't think of anything but sex. It's all I want to talk about, it's all I want to do. Everytime Evo replies to one of my posts I damn near go out of my mind. Do we have sign up sheet around here for members who just need a little lovin? These "Super Mentors" do something to earn that title other than just banning people right?
 

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All I have to say is: ;P
 
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tribdog said:
I don't know what is going on all of a sudden, but I can't think of anything but sex. It's all I want to talk about, it's all I want to do. Everytime Evo replies to one of my posts I damn near go out of my mind. Do we have sign up sheet around here for members who just need a little lovin? These "Super Mentors" do something to earn that title other than just banning people right?
Wow, tribdog. A sign up sheet? Are you suggesting PF resorts to the legal prostitution of its Super Mentors? And if so, what's the going rate?
 
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I hear Ivan is pretty cheap
 
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hmm...

that's all I can say about a thread like that.
 
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you're looking for trouble today aren't you trib? i think all the emotional reactions to the skin upgrade have gotten you a bit excited eh?
 
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Did someone type sex? I thought I heard something -- got here as soon as I could.

Oh, it was tribdog.

Hmmm... just remembered my vow of celibasomething.
 
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honestrosewater said:
Did someone type sex? I thought I heard something -- got here as soon as I could.
Oh, it was tribdog.
Hmmm... just remembered my vow of celibasomething.
ouch, that one hurt a little bit.
 
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tribdog said:
ouch, that one hurt a little bit.
Careful Rose, he likes it when it hurts.
 
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This forum is going down the hole...
 
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Maybe its the full moon, my cat Mister has been after his afagan of love all afternoon.
 
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TheStatutoryApe said:
Careful Rose, he likes it when it hurts.
Yeah, your mom told me.

(Eh, don't know what's gotten into me tonight...)
 
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Isn't it a full moon?

I wouldn't know since it's snowing. :grumpy:

I'm freezing. I need new windows. Stupid builder, stupid custom windows, no pre made windows fit, not to mention that I discovered that the holes for the windows aren't level. Stupid money pit house.

But I digress...
 
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*cough* ^^sounds like someone's looking for some extra body heat^^ *cough*




(subtle, Evo. You're my hero.)
 
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aww you need a afagan of love!
 
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I have lots of experience with uneven window holes and stuff like that. Really let me fix your windows.
I have a question. Is the window the hole in the wall and the glass is just the window glass? or is the glass the actual window? If the hole is the window then the only way to break a window would be to add material, thereby strengthening the building. So if you were ever under seige by Normans the first thing you should do is break all the windows, I mean break the hell out of them until you are seriously fortified.
 
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I know a few guys named Norman, I could send them her way if she wanted.
 
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Evo said:
Isn't it a full moon?
I wouldn't know since it's snowing. :grumpy:
I'm freezing. I need new windows. Stupid builder, stupid custom windows, no pre made windows fit, not to mention that I discovered that the holes for the windows aren't level. Stupid money pit house.
But I digress...
Snowing? I could have been wearing shorts today! It's the middle of November, and it was nearly 80 degrees...I was too warm with a long-sleeved shirt leaving work tonight. :bugeye: We're wondering what bizarre storm is going to follow such unseasonably warm weather.

And tribdog, you should apologize if it's my leg you're humping. Um, er...I mean...um, :blushing: We should have gone with those rats in the theme and let tribdog chase those!
 
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tribdog said:
I have lots of experience with uneven window holes and stuff like that. Really let me fix your windows.
I have a question. Is the window the hole in the wall and the glass is just the window glass? or is the glass the actual window? If the hole is the window then the only way to break a window would be to add material, thereby strengthening the building.
:confused: :bugeye:

So if you were ever under seige by Normans the first thing you should do is break all the windows, I mean break the hell out of them until you are seriously fortified
Mostly I fear an onslaught of Visigoths.
 
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hypatia said:
I know a few guys named Norman, I could send them her way if she wanted.
You are lying. you don't know more than one Norman
nobody knows more than one Norman. not counting Norm on TV, and not counting any goats or dogs or white cats named Norman. There just are not enough Normans to go around.
 
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hypatia said:
I know a few guys named Norman, I could send them her way if she wanted.
Will he bring me one of your afagans of love? :!!)
 
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Ok we'll discount Norman the hampster...but that leaves 2 real Normans I know...ok I got to be honest, even on there best days, they couldn't bust out a window:frown:
 
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Evo said:
Will he bring me one of your afagans of love? :!!)
Yep, just for you Evo, I'll just half to pry it out of Misters little paws.
 
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Evo said:
Will he bring me one of your afagans of love? :!!)
this is how bad of shape I'm in right now. I just got jealous. Jealous of a group of people who lived on a separate continent in a different century.
Evo I really wish you wouldn't make hearty eyes at other 14th Century men while I'm hitting on you or planning a major home reconstruction for you.
 
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oh my god. What else is there to say.
 

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