If you don't get these, good. You're probably too young

hypnagogue

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Whatever coo-coos your cachoo.
Whatever goo-goos your garabajabble.
Whatever hurdies your gurdy.
Whatever hums your bird.
Whatever wets your willie.
Whatever concatenates your string.
Whatever tic-tacs your toe.
Whatever backs your gammon.
Whatever spreads your sheet.
 

JamesU

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Whatever kills your thread...
 

honestrosewater

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yomamma said:
Whatever kills your thread...
Whatever bumps yomamma.
 

Moonbear

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I agree with Hyp...it's too much effort to check for repeats.
My ode to office supplies:

Whatever coats your pill.
Whatever caps your marker.
Whatever straightens your paperclip.
Whatever sticks your tape.
Whatever screws your bulb.
Whatever flicks your Bic.
Whatever rings your phone.
Whatever weights your paper.
Whatever sharpens your pencil.
Whatever stickies your note.

Edit: And before anyone asks, yes, over-the-counter analgesics are office supplies in my world.
 

honestrosewater

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Sorry, someone just reminded me of these. Haha, I still love them. I need to make a master list, methinks. I have some additions from some friends.

Chirag:
Whatever gets your hose again.
Whatever shows you your money.
Whatever plays your Sam.
Whatever needs your bigger boat.
Whatever greens your soylent.
Whatever kings your world.
Whatever beast killed your beast.
Whatever tries to seduce your Mrs.
Whatever buds your rose.
Whatever attaches frickin' laser beams to the heads of your frickin' sharks.
Whatever fscks your hard drives.

Matt:
[censored for lewdness]
Whatever defrags your hard drive.
Whatever catalyzes your reaction.
Whatever overrides your veto.
[censored for lewdness + lameness]
Whatever spans your eigenspace.

Me:
Whatever bobs your uncle.

Hahaha, so easily amused is me.
 

Janus

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Whatever conjugates your verb
Whatever parses your sentence
Whatever tunes your engine
Whatever koshers your pickle
Whatever cuts your cheese
Whatever flips your flop
Whatever shifts your register
Whatever denaturizes your protein
Whatever oscillates your Colpitts.
Whatever pumps your heat
whatever passes your gas
Whatever Jollies your roger
Whatever Checks your mate


Whatever feels your force
Whatever Kings your Kong
Whatever silences your run
Whatever forbids your planet
Whatever makes your Earth stand still
Whatever flashes your Gordon
Whatever bucks your Rogers
Whatever runs your blade
Whatever mystifies your island
Whatever returns your king.
Whatever yellows your submarine
Whatever sinks your Bismark
Whatever battles your bulge
Whatever runs your Logan
 

DaveC426913

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Whatever blows your skirt up.

(I am so not gellin')
 

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